ALR| Alcatraz Liberty Rogues Internal Transmission Crib (No Foo's Allowed!).

[Alcatraz Liberty Rogues]

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"Yo, Shane Ashcroft fram 'Traz here. Just thought ah'd notify you brothers 'bout this little internal message server we got join' on here. Simplifyin' it for you idiotos, any internal transmissions, video's of the last 'fed yah kicked the teeth in, Spam, whatever; yah gonna squeeze it in here as opposed tah' the Neralnet proper. Mah' prone to hackin' there if you get me, plus the Boss's orders an' all that."

*scratches head*

"Sp yeah, yah got anythin' you wanna say, you know where ta' do it. Dump your S<filtered>it in the right places next time".

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User was banned for: Lythrilux's alts
Time left: (Permanent)

[Lythrilux]

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Sender: Tyrone Skyes
Location: Niverton

Yo', I was movin' the ALR|Original.Gangtaz back ol' Alcatraz so that we can protect the base we love and adore. On my way there, I saw two bumblin' bunters trying to take some pieces out of Order|The.Blade.Itself.
They were all on our turf, and I was pretty mad. I decided to go fo' the bunters first, since they're good fo' nothin' scum and are a common enemy. The gunboat went down first, then Blade took out the bomber.
Before I then begun to blast Blade, the foo' started talkin' and I decided to hear him out.
Y'see, he told me 'bout what the order does. It''s objectives in shooting the <censored> stopping <censored> and taking nomad technology out of LSF hands.
The first and last part resonated to me, we hate the LSF and will happily get rid of them and we ain't buddies with the <censored> either. However, I ain't liking how they want to stop <censored> as it might harm our profits.
But yeah, we got some common objectives y'know what I'm sayin'? We could be their friends inside Liberty.
I'm gonna speak to their leader 'Michael Golanski' and we gonna do some mo' talkin'.
Tyrone out.

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[Ashcroft]

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Sender: Shane Ashcroft
Location: Montezuma

Yo 'Rone, yah still livin'? Well, on the slight chance yah are, I've been checkin' out our nova supplies an' turns out the Junker whose been contractin' 'em got his fingers a lil' too damn deep in the Cortezian slave protection racket an' to cut a vast, extremely disinteresting log of his idiocy short; his comrades went and stooled him over ta' the LSF pigs. He's now workin' his sorry arse off down at the Sugarland until he can pay some prissy-faced 'Hattan educated legal type to convince the magistrates ta' take his bail money. Naw' that leaves us without any torps."

That's deep s<censored>it 'Rone, y'know that prab'ly better than 'Ah do. Ah mean, what the hell's use is a Bargest without no freakin' novas? The LN's gonna be pis<censored>ing themselves when they find this one, jaysus..."

Well this' ain't goin' down, nah't in ma' warband it ain't. So we better be goin' lookin' for another source of black market munitions f'ram, before we end up stuck down with that third-rate, demobbed retrofitted shi<censored> the've got draggin' 'round Attica ways.

Skye, you wanna be workin' with me on this one.

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Man, I really need to stop making Alt forum accounts...