Player Banned: Razegrats

[Garrett Jax]

Razegrats has been banned for:

Server Rule 6 Following actions are considered cheating on server:
Using non-Discovery mods, as well as using modifications that improve stats of items and ships.
Changing account information and using any kinds of software that changes normal gameplay.
Using any equipment not included for sale/looting in Discovery mod.
Using equipment that exceeds ship specs.
Cloning, e.g. creating new characters to collect starting money.
Single player having more than one instance of Discovery open to fly their own characters.
Suicide Trading.
Disabling vSync to gain a framerate of 160 or higher.

Consequences: Traveling from Maine to Munich, back and forth, in a matter of seconds is something I would expect from an ADMIN. You sir, are no ADMIN. Therefore, you are hereby declared, a CHEATER. You are banned from this server from this moment forward.

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[Godallmighty]

So, I wrote a little song for you. And it goes a little something like this...


*epic drums slowly become perceptible in the background noise*
*a softly menacing keyboard music is now playing*

I saw the glitch on the night that I passed by Discov'ry
I saw the flickering shadows of hax on my hands
This was my moment...
As I deceived them they watched and went out of their mind..

*music quiets down and suddenly becomes even more epic for the chorus*

My, my, my, Discov'ry
Why, why, why, DIscov'ry?
I could see, that game was no good for me..
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free...

*music comes back as in the beginning*

At break of day when admins were away I was waiting
I crossed the map to Munich and then went back again
I stood there laughing
They slapped a ban on my *ss and I laughed no more

*music quiets down and suddenly becomes even more epic for the chorus yet again*

My, my, my, Discov'ry
Why, why, why Discov'ry?
I could see, that game was no good for me..
But I was banned like a slave that no man could free...

*music comes back as in the beginning,now accompanied by background choir vocals*

I stood there laughing..
They slapped a ban on my *ss and I laughed no more

*music now fades away for a final big vocal showdown*

My, my, my, Discov'ry
Why, why, why, Discov'ry?
So before the glitch is fixed and no more
Forgive me Discov'ry I just couldn't take anymore
Forgive me Discov'ry I just couldn't take anymooooore!

*epic ending drums and keyboard sound*

With kind regards(faithfully yours and whatnot), Razegrats.

[Garrett Jax]

That was awesome!!! Best sanction response ever.

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[Narcotic]

*from another corner a different music begins playing*

My, my, my, Bob
Why, why, why, Bob?
Can't you see, he with his punishment agrees
He suffers in agony, like a slapped honey bee!

*music plays with demanding pressure*

Think about it once, think about it twice
Forgive his sins, and a bowl of rice?
We all do mistakes, and cheaters are fakes,
His heart breaks, now a bowl of cornflakes?

*music sounds like cornflakes being crunched*

Seduced by the power, the rules that are our
He broke the peaceful flower, abused 'til the last hour...
What he did was foul, shady like a night owl
But his poem made me howl, so please unban this poor soul!

*music ends abruptly as Narcotic changes his form into a Starflier*

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[Garrett Jax]

It brings no joy to drop the ban,
When players try to play this game.
Of cheating I am not a fan.
The rules apply to all the same.

You're GodAllmighty, self proclaimed,
But you might need to learn to spell.
You're haxing skills have brought you fame,
But GodAlmighty has one 'L'.

Your prose when glimpsed, drew out my smile.
A wit, I said, who sings a beat.
It's true that you have sense of style,
But boil it down, you're still a cheat.


To Narcotic:

You are a mod who knows the rule.
Sometimes we have to swing the stick.
You broke one here, and tho it's cruel.
You're 'bout to get a painful kick.

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