This and that were pretty funny. Snac'ing off a guy's snac and then killing him with EMPs was also hilarious. Took some good 30 minutes.
Going right in the middle of a LNS fleet with 51st tagged characters and then getting mass murdered was probably the best. The screams in the skype chat, oh god.
(06-19-2016, 12:06 PM)Mao Wrote: inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.
Me and a mate log on Sabres in Tau-23 with the intention of having a good fight with the CR. A random miner comes up on scanners.
Me: Hello there digger
Miner: I can't be bothered any more I'm done with this stupid game
He then sends 1 billion credits each and F1's. This was in early 2011. Funny as hell I still have 100 000 000 the rest all went for bots and bats and nothing else
Had a Congress-led convoy of 8 ships chock-full of Cardi sitting 24k above Manhattan, waiting for LN/LNS to clear out, had a spy freelancer sitting off of Newark spotting for us.
The Lawfuls knew something was up and seemed to be waiting in Manhattan orbit.
So I chime in on system chat: "System alert - Junker convoy under heavy pirate attack near Cali jumpgate. Requesting aid from all ships!"
LNS-Whatshisname: "Navy vessels on route, hold tight Junkers."
...and Manhattan airspace clears out.
Lotta Liberty kids gettin' high that night...
...Lib Lawfuls catch up to us, empty holds and all, in Rochester orbit, ask "Where were you? We came to aid you."
I answered; "We got away, but just barely!"
Much laughter.
Even got a couple of Congress recruits who were impressed by the maneuver.
Back to old days - I was chasing one trader by 2-3 systems by my bomber-pirate-ship
when finally I catch him - I told him that he have broken rear light, and could he spare me 1k SC for the fuel.
The best part was his response - in short: WTF?!
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Another funny story was - when I block some trader by my RM Gunboat
and told him to drop all the cargo since he broke embargo with Liberty.
Instead proper RP he 'insulted me' personally that "I should get laid"
so I respond: "//I have wife and two kids - probably I get laid more than You do"