Are you a first time investor looking to broaden your portfolio?
Is your Sirius Credit Score so low that scientists have to redefine the definition of "Absolute Zero" to accommodate it?
Do you want to look cool to all your friends?
Do you conveniently have access to a friend's (or enemy's) bank account access code?
If you answered YES to any and all of these questions, then perhaps a PLANETFORM INVESTMENT is right for YOU!
We here at Planetform Industries pride ourselves on being Sirius first, best, and literally only Terraforming Specialists. We've gracefully silenced the competition and are committed to making money bringing our expertise at environment abuse modification, climatology, and large-scale geoengineering to the average consumer with our Home Terraforming Technology™.
Currently, we are looking for gullible shareholders whom are interested in being part of the broader Planetform SchemeScandalChicanery Family of suckers investors.
"Investments" may be sent directly to PFI)Canterbury.Account anonymously as donations.
If you are a masochist or someone you know and have a general disdain for has potential skills which you think would be right for us, feel free to apply (or apply them) for a Planetform Internship!We've dramatically lowered our recruitment standards and are waiting to see what you have to bring to the table! Don't delay, call today!
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