Brunswick Shrine

[Gypsie Skripto]

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
And watch out for the Scrubbie Farms (or get your papers fixed)!

In the Baffin Nebula there lives a bowling alley, and within this very place, in the Year of our Lady of discord 523, Eris revealed Herself to the Golden Apple Corps for the first time.

In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a Shrine to all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an Act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about it All.

It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the fifth time five times over, then shall the world come to an end.

As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that planning such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around actually going.

Brunswick Shrine serves as a Freeport in the Barrier Nebula, offering Baffin's products to passers-by and pilgrims alike, and also as a Scrubbie Farming Complex.

Fnord.

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INDEX

• Brunswick Shrine Grand Agora
  
• Brunswick Shrine's Bowling Alley
  
• Brunswick Shrine's Construction
  
• The Deep Shrine
  
• The No Buns No Cabbages Reports

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Join the dots! Brunswick Shrine is at one of the five tips of the Pentagon!

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Donate to the Church of Eris Esoteric!

Donation Bonds are available for 5.555.555 sc at the Chapel's administrative office. Don't forget to ask for a Pope Card gift certificate with your donation! Do not accept imitations! This are Earthly Originals brought from Sol by Dr. Mojo!

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

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