SECRET INTELLIGENCE SERVICE - KINGDOM OF BRETONIA - SEMPER OCCULTUS
From:Agent Mountbatten, SIS
Location:<<REDACTED>>
To:Gaian Guard
Subject:The Pirate and the Frog
Good day,
I have been instructed by the director to pass along the following intercepted communication for your review. It appears that the Corsairs have allied themselves fully with Gallia.
Sender:Elder Juanez Buonocore, The Brotherhood Location:Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma Encryption:Strongissimo Recipient: Rick Tiltman Topic: The Line's getting wider.
Señor Tiltman
Do I really have to spend my precious time on this?
What sort of daft payaso are you to lecture me?
Does it come as news to you that the Corsair empire is at war with Bretonia?
So you tell me, what do you think this Custodi battleship is doing in Bretonia...
It is not there to hand out balloons.
It is not there to wave at the likes of you either.
It is there to fight Bretonian armed forces, is it that difficult to connect el dots?
Apparently it is for a glorified garbage collector like yourself.
Señor, you can take your embargo and put it somewhere el sun does not shine comprendido?
Meanwhile, if you come to our house, my people will treat you however they feel like treating you.
Besos
Elder J. Buonocore
The Brotherhood
Sephardi Villa
Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma
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Transmission Terminated...
In Her Majesty's Service,
Lady Sarah Mountbatten, Agent
Her Majesty's Secret Intelligence Service
From: Matriarch Caroline Ross, Emerald Order To: Agent Mountbatten, SIS Encryption: Exceptional Subject: The Pirate and the Frog
Agent Mountbatten.
Although we have been aware of this development for a long time, we appreciate the gesture. You can assure director Weber that he will be updated, should this situation change.
Regards,
Caroline Ross, Matriarch of the Emerald Order