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The Phantoms were one of the most unique and interesting factions in the Freelancer: Discovery mod. They were a mysterious and powerful group, known for their advanced technology and powerful ships. They were also known for their strong code of honor and their commitment to protecting the weak and innocent.
One of the main reasons why the Phantoms were the best faction in Freelancer: Discovery history was their advanced technology. They had access to powerful weapons, shields, engines, and other technologies that were not available to other factions. This made them a formidable opponent in battle and allowed them to take on even the toughest enemies with ease.
Another reason why the Phantoms were the best faction was their code of honor. They were known for their strong sense of justice and their willingness to help those in need. They were not just a group of ruthless criminals, but a group of honorable warriors fighting for a cause. This made them a faction that players could truly respect and admire.
Lastly, the Phantoms were a faction that were very well-rounded, they had access to a variety of ships, weapons, and equipment, and they were able to participate in a wide range of activities. They were able to trade, bounty hunt, mine, and explore like other factions, but they also had access to unique missions and activities that were only available to them.
In conclusion, the Phantoms were the best faction in Freelancer: Discovery history because of their advanced technology, honorable code and well-roundedness. They were a unique and powerful faction that added a lot of depth and excitement to the game, and it would be great to see them brought back for players to experience again.
Summary:
Lemon Military Logistics is the zesty new addition to the armed forces! Their mission is to supply troops with the most sour, tangy and refreshing lemons, to keep them alert and energized on the battlefield. From freshly squeezed lemonade to lemon-flavored chewing gum, Lemon Military Logistics has it all. They even have a top-secret project to develop a lemon-scented camouflage that will make soldiers smell like they just stepped out of a lemon grove. The enemy won't know what hit them when they get hit with the sweet and sour scent of Lemon Military Logistics! So if you want to add some zest to your military experience, enlist with Lemon Military Logistics today!
Summary:
The Lemon Slice Squad, also known as the LSS, is a special forces unit that specializes in the art of lemon slicing. Armed with nothing but razor-sharp lemon slicers, these soldiers are ready to take on any enemy that dares to stand in their way. Their motto is "when life gives you enemies, slice them into lemon wedges," which is both cringe-worthy and hilarious at the same time. The LSS is feared by their enemies not only for their deadly accuracy with their lemon slicers but also for their ability to create the most refreshing lemonade in the battlefield. So if you're ever in need of a thirst-quenching drink in the middle of a war zone, just look for the Lemon Slice Squad and hope they don't slice you into a lemon wedge by mistake.
Summary:
"Planet Lemon" is a planet located in the Sirius Galaxy that has fallen into a state of crime and disarray. Once known for its vibrant lemon orchards and delicious cuisine, the planet has become a haven for failed comedians who turned to a life of crime. The streets of Planet Lemon are riddled with scams, thefts, and questionable stand-up performances. Despite the bleak state of the planet, there are still those who hold on to the hope of bringing back the planet's former glory. The inhabitants of the planet are working hard to rid their streets of crime and restore their lemon-themed culture. It is a long and arduous journey, but the people of Planet Lemon remain determined to bring back the tangy and refreshing atmosphere of their planet.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
Etc...
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