>> Connecting to Channel
>> Connection Established
>> Comm. ID: Saerieve
>> Subject: With Love! From Saerieve.
Face of a young man with short facial hair appears on the screen, background of the image shows that the message is being transmitted from a Bar,"ey, Doc!"The man grins and then spits on the floor,"First of all, Dont ask me how I got on this channel. Let's just say a really nice mate - who was also really scared! - gave me this frequency to contact you personally!"And pulls his coat back to reveal his handgun under it,"So I would let him run away with his Life!""Here you go! The Bottle of Wine you asked for"Another man, possibly the Bartender, says. The young man reaches out of image to grab the bottle and says,"Oh! Merci Monsieur!"and winks in direction of the other voice, then opens the bottle with his teeth and says,"A few days ago, one of your boys said I'm banned from Baffin! or something like that!"and continues with an stupid grin on his face"Well, That sounded fun! But I didn't hear anything more about it in past days, So I decided to send you some Love! Maybe you'll remember officially Banning me from that ugly system of yours!"Then drinks from the bottle and says,"You know, Passing through a system I'm 'Banned' from, is much more fun!"And starts typing something on the console in front of him,"I'm Attaching Some Guncam shots I took this morning, which shows my 'Love' toward you Zoner boys really clear!"Then points at the screen and says,"You might want to consider replacing those Depots, and also collecting those Pods hovering around FP6 you know! No one likes floating around in a pod for hours!"And starts laughing.
"Oh, and also ..."He says and starts typing something else on the console, and after waiting a few seconds, continues,"Here is another file, to save you some time! So you wont need to search after my name for hours in that stupid database of yours!"and continues with a grin"This is how friendly Zoners feel toward me!"
"And how I feel about them!"And starts laughing harder, then after a few seconds, clears his throat and says,"Now, to the main point!"and clears his throat once more,"I've heard you have a lovely little list, that you add all the cool guys who Zoners feel jealous about, to it! I think I have a place reserved on that List, eh?"Then drinks some more wine and says,"Well, I don't really care about it, cause I don't have extra time to waste on playing kissy kissy with you and your boys! But still, that list thingie I've heard about sounds really cool! Add me!"And then winks and says,"Threating me about 'Being Banned from Lamest System all over Sirius' wont work Doc! Tell it to that ugly boy who told me this bull a few days ago! I'm already banned from most of Sirius, except the 'No Man's Land' Parts, So, Do I look like I give a Cardi about what you and your boys think ?!"then continues after a short laugh,"What I wanted to say was, When You say something, Do It! Not just running around screaming like schoolgirls about 'Banning' Someone from a System, and then doing nothing!"And Rises the Bottle and says"With Love, Saerieve!"and turns off the camera while laughing.
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*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
Location: Tombstone Estate, Omega 49
To: Saerieve
I do hope you enjoyed your temper tantrum. And please, I only accept love letters from Mrs. Holliday.
I don't know who banned you or for whatever reason but this will solve nothing. Blowing up depots around FP1? Oh that solves a lot.
Why am I not going to put you on the list you refer to known as "The Baffin Penterbarf?" Because it's what you want! So, blow up some more depots, blow up some more Zoner ships or even blast my ship from around me, you won't get what you want that way. You could try lightening up a bit. Life is too short to be running around angry.
I found this old Earth archive. Take a listen. It'll back up what I'm talking about: Walking On A Thin Line