"We are the Ellesta Twins" and all pirates shall see their last days.
Silent: I do here by proclaim you sir as a pirate, Though part of the lawful group of hunters should you find your way into my sights. I shall only repeatedly take fire upon your ship till it be placed in the stars as scrap.
But I shall also pillage your home and wipe your seed from the face of Sirius.
<wrapped gift is placed in the hands of the joker>
<waits for joker to open the package>
As you can see if you have opened your present We the Ellesta Twins have claimed the head of your pirate friends. As such you shall be next if we find ya among the stars. Good Day to ya lad, and may ya find a better way of life before the Ellesta Twins find you.