The poor professor Shrink massaged his throat. That crazy man almost killed him!
He took some time to get his breath back.
Why the hell the sundays were always filled with rendez-vous taken by mentally instable people?
Was that some kind of joke god knows who was making to him? "On reflection, that could be another God's trick" He thought.
But what happened was simply insane...
A man, wearing what appeared to be a cardboard armor entered in his office and asked for help.
He started to psychoanalyse him and found out that man was very angry. Even before he claimed to be an Angry Marine.
Professor Shrink rolled his eyes when he reminded that detail. Who would be stupid enough to bear such a name anyway?
Oh and that was wonderful, he left without even paying him, claiming he would "Where is your god now?" him if he talked about this - whatever that meant.
He sighed and stood up to grab a glass of water. He needed one. He then turned at the wall where his beautiful psychoanalyst diploma was hanged.
He sighed, thinking of all those efforts, just to have his sundays ruined by nuts.
The fine professor Shrink then turned around and noticed a young girl entered in his office.
"Ahem... Good morning, miss" "Hello, love" She smiled at him and waved. The girl then walked softly towards the sofa and lied down there. "Uhhhh... Confortable..." She coiled up.
He studied her during a few seconds and sighed. "No way to avoid it" he guessed.
The brave professor Shrink took his loyal pen and his faithful notepad and sat on his chair near the sofa, preparing himself for another hour of madness.
"So... hmm... Miss... What is your name?" "I'm Concordia, love!"
He noted on his notepad
Quote:Libido
"Well Concordia... I'm.. hmm...Mr. Shrink. Nice to meet you." "Me too!" "And how old are you?" "And you?" She laughed "Hmmm..." He looked at her "Say, Miss Concordia, is it? What is troubling you?" "Me? Nothing, sweetheart" "Do you... hmmm... Often refer to.... hmm... others individuals by using Love... or.. hmm.. Sweetheart?" "All the time! Why?"
He underlined the last word he wrote
Quote:Libido
"I'm sure we will... hmm... Find out the underlying reason.. hmm.. together.... hmm.. Shall we?" "Okay! What are you writing anyway?" "This is.. hmm.. To draw up... hmm... A little summary of your.. hmm.. personnality."
She smiled and mimicked him "Hmmm okay... hmmm... love"
He allowed himself an humourless grin. "That's.. hmm.. Interesting. Now tell me miss, why are you here?"
She thought for a while "I don't know! I thought it could be a good idea..." "Very well... hmm.. So do tell me what happened to you lately"
The girl started to talk "Well, i slept with this boy yesterday and i love him but he asked me to love only him and he said like many others before i'm not normal because i love everyone so i can't love anyone but it doesn't make any sense. Like it's not my fault if i like to meet new friends and love everyone i meet; It doesn't mean i don't love them, it's just i love them equally you see? But then my sister says i'm a whore because i love a lot of boys and they all say i'm weird but it's them who are weird, you see love [...]"
She kept talking like that for a while. The bored professor Shrink was thinking "How the hell do we turn off that thing?" He however nodded without conviction during the whole speach.
She finally stopped at some time to take a breather and he said "Alright miss. That was a bit too much. Let's... hmm... start back from the beginning... hmm?"
He wrote on his notepad
Quote:untidy
"So you said you live with a man and he reproaches you to... hmm.. see others men. You... hmm.. Love him but he... hmm... doesn't understand you?" "Yay!" "And do you think you... hmm.. Understand him?"
She thought for a while "I think? He's keeping a lot of things inside his heart and i tell him he should share because it's better to do that than keeping things inside because... you see.. It hurts when it circles around inside and..."
He raised his hand to make her stop "I.. hmm... Got it"
He wrote on his notepad again
Quote:Extrovert
Emotional unbalance -> Pleasure, joy
Curiosity
Lesser resistance
"So.. hmm... Miss... Do tell me what kind of relations you have with your parents" "Well... Mom'... She's a witch.. Always annoying me and being mean. And she always asked me to do scary things... That's why i left the temple" The girl nodded "And.... Dad'... I don't know... I never met him"
He wrote once again on his notepad
Quote:Oedipus
"Oudipous? What is that?" He noticed she was lurking at his notepad and he raised it "It's.. hmm.. A complex, miss"
She laughed "Weird name... But funny! What is a complex?" "It's hmm... A desire or a compulsion... hmm.. Altering the subject psyche more or less... hmm.. Deeply"
The girl chuckled "I didn't understand a thing!"
He wrote on his notepad once again
Quote:Dumb
She smiled mischievously "I bet you use all those weird words just to create a fence protecting the knowledge you possess!"
He biffed the last word he wrote.
Quote:Dumb
"So you met that Oudipous? Is he cute?"
He wrote again on his notepad
Quote:Definitly dumb
"Of cource not, that was..." He shrugged. Better not enter in that kind of explanation. "And you have a girl?" "That's probably the... hmm.. case, miss. But we are not here to.. hmm.. talk about me"
The girl looked at him, smiling "Oh come on! Tell me!" She winked "If you tell me, you will be able to ask me something, okay?"
Reluctantly, he started to talk about his wife and his two sons. It seems he opened pandora's box. The more questions he answered, the more she asked!
That reminded him of the myths of the succubus.
"Hmm.. I think you know... hmm.. Enough already about... hmm... me. Let's... hmm.. Come back to you."
He scratched his head "What do you plan to do regarding... hmm... What your... hmm.. Man asked you? Do you plan to... hmm.. Promise and see your... hmm... friends anyway?"
She looked a bit sad "What? That would be lying. I said i would try. But i doubt i will succeed. I can't help to love everyone!"
He nodded and said in a levelled voice "Are you aware that... hmm.. Desire to love any man you meet is... hmm.. An unconscious will to know the... hmm.. father you never knew?"
She thought a bit. "Uhhhh... You mean i slept with my Dad'? Uhoh..."
He shook his head and rolled his eyes.
Sundays were definitly the worst days of the week.
The shocked professor Shrink took some time to gain back his composure. "Not... hmm... Exactly what i... hmm... Said, miss"
The girl tilted her head "Not...?"
He frowned and took a quick look at that attractive body. Yet the head was full of holes.
"Anyway you are quite wrong i think. I also love to sleep with girls..."
She coiled up again, smiling, and he rolled his eyes.
"Say... Hmm.. Miss. What do you do to earn your living?"
She thought a bit "Well... I don't really have a job, since i never stay at the same place for long..." She thought again, tilting her head "But... When i need some flax, i take what i can... Hauling something or helping someone..."
The girl then smiled "Oh and of course... I often dance... I love to!" "You... hmm... Dance? And what kind of dance or we... hmm... talking about here?"
She smiled mischievously "The kind of dance... When i shake my hips... And... When i make boys in the bar happy?"
He coughed "I...hmm... See..."
"That's nice because i make them happy and i got some flax for a few hours of job" "Hmmm...." He glanced at her "Do you.. hmm.. Please people in exchange of.. hmm... Some money too?" "What? Why would i do that! It would ruin everything!" She smiled "But well... If they wise to offer me presents, i'm okay with it. But only if they want"
"Ahem"
He wrote once again on his notepad
Quote:Absence of inhibition
"And why are you never staying at the... hmm... Same place, miss?" "Uhh... I don't know... I like to see new places... And to meet new friends..." She beamed. "Hmmm. You talked about your... hmm.. Mother. Are you afraid of her?" "A bit?" She wondered.
He wrote once again
Quote:headlong rush
"You know... hmm... Miss... People sometimes run away when they don't... hmm.. Like what they are. They are trying... hmm.. to escape from themselves. But no matter where they... hmm.. Go... It won't change anything" "You think?" She wondered again.
He nodded and talked in a calm, reasonable tone "Yes... Are you angry about yourself... Do you feel... hmm... unhappy about what you are?"
She thought for a while, remaining silent.
The fine professor Shrink nodded and said "Do you have friends?" "Yay! A lot of them!" "And did you had intercourse with some of them?" "A lot! Why, honey?" "Ahem... People usually don't have... hmm... Sexual relations with their friends" "They don't? Why? What's wrong if i love them"
The professor Shrink shook his head. He started to have headache because of that woman. "Because... There is a difference between friendship and... hmm... Love" "There is?"
He frowned and wrote
Quote:No boundaries between feelings
"And... Did you ever... hmm.. hate someone" "Hmm...?" She tilted her head "Don't think so? Well except Mom' maybe" She sticked out her tongue.
He nodded once again "I see..."
"Now miss... Please... hmm... Imagine this scenario..." He paused during a few seconds "You come back to see this man you love... And... hmm.. You find him sleeping with.. hmm.. a woman. How would you feel?"
She smiled "I would be happy for him..." She giggled "And her too" "You wouldn't feel... hmm... Betrayed or...hmm... Jealous?" "Why would i? I was not there and he was lonely... It's just nice to see him enjoying life!" She laughed "I couldn't ask anything else to him"
He wrote once again conscienciously
Quote:Absence of jealousy
Feelings of the environnement focused on positive interpretations
Taking a look at what he wrote so far, he thought that woman was maybe lucky, filtering everything unpleasant with her mind. However he realized in a blink how monstruous that could be.
The woman was unable to differenciate the good and the bad, to some extent.
How could be life worth living, if one couldn't decide to reject or approve his surroundings?
He sighed and finally thought "What a surprise.... She's nuts"
She was looking at him and shook her head "See! You don't understand me too!" "I... hmm... believe you have some kind of emotional disorder" He sighed again "This why people.. hmm... Don't understand you... It's because your judgement grids were.... hmm... Altered, probably caused by... hmm... a stressful situation."
She sat up straight and looked into his eyes, looking a bit scared "Uhoh.... You talk like mom'!" "I'm... hmm... Hey!" The girl got on her feet in a blink, kissed him on his cheek and left the office.
The poor professor Shrink shook his head. Seems he wouldn't be paid once again... He would need some painkillers to kill that headache...