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Did you eat all my granola and yoghurt, you tosser?
' Wrote:Did you eat all my granola and yoghurt, you tosser?



Come ON! Granola and yogurt? That yogurt has been in the fridge for like a year and a half, even I wont eat that, and the granola was gone like...a week ago? I think you should task one of those robe wearing folks with keeping the fridge and pantry stocked.

Now that my semi-permanent "Couch Bear" has spoken.. are there any more serious issues?

(Look under my statue of Ganesh.. there's a Hershey's Dark I was saving, Lev.)
Okey..

I wake up, stretch, scratch my butt, get my coffee, and find..

nothing.

Is this a good thing?

No "Clemency Seekers", even?

We're either perfect or invisible.

Cheers!
Bumpin' the daily leafy vegetable report.

Now if anyone wants to raise a stink.. boiled cabbage can do it:

Oh, and here's our current "Rubber Rose Roundup", just so you won't have to go searchin':

"Enemas of Eris"
(Banned in Bafflin', and Hostile to TAZ)

Independent Flatulent Fool "Eat.at.Joe's", Desecrator of Baffin
Desecration of the Temple, and Destruction of TAZ assets.

Bounty Hunter vessel "Fenris", Native of Bollocksistan
Violation of Laws the First and Fifth
(Oh, and blowing up Reggie's wife Moira to boot..)

Solaris, Corsair Gunboat, Diaper Desecrator,
Pirating in Baffin. Self-admission of idiocy to a TAZ member.

Dwain_Burnett, Kaichou Bomber,
Violation of the Temple. Flippancy and disrespect.

Crazy, Outcast gunboat
Taxing and firing in Baffin. He is now KoS. Do so with extreme prejudice.

Capone, Trident Gunboat
Taxing and destroying traders in Baffin space! He is officially KoS! No mercy!!

Black.Sandero
Self admitted enemy of all Zoners! Kill him with impunity!

Occam's.Butterknife
For disobeying a Temple Guard and docking on Pueblo Bonito and just being a cabbage!

2fast4U, OC Sabre
No handshake;
Violating Temple airspace;
and being somewhat less brillant than a box of rocks.

Labour_Exchange, Pirate Transport
Attempting to pirate a ZoE vessel outside Shasta!
No response to warnings;
After warning shots, proceeded to dock on Shasta and disappear.

Ridick
Failure to respond to TAZ hails;
Failure to observe Password Protection Protocols;
Possible use of a cloaking device in Baffin proper;
and, Eris thinks he's a twit.

Vessel "FantasticVoyage"
Some sort of long train-thing.. for
Complete and utter Cabbageness.
Enema'd.
Don't call us. We'll call you
.

TheO-Team][BadBod & TheO-Team][TaxMax]
For, Spittin', Pirating, and General Cluelessnes
And for daring to show up when we're all either drunk or hung over.

Beggars|Me.Haz.no.Cash and Lookin.for.Cash
Attempted extortion in our home system, attempted murder and annoying Eris.
If you have the time and effort to work so hard to get a handout then you have time to find some good, honest work. Just do it out of our presence or.......BOOM!!

Outcast Vessel "Malgalad"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
(Law the 5th.)

Raven's Talon "N'turuXe"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
Failure to respond to hails
Entering system after being Enema'd and toasted
This is Terrible!!

The Chao is in perfect Balance!!

The TAZ are no longer needed!!

Help me!! I'm meeeltiiing!!


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(For sale: One system in the Barrier. Slightly used. Best offer over 10 Billion takes.)
-presses buyout on 11billion tons of feather-
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I would just like to say congratulations on excellent RP ladies and gents. I hope you keep it up !
' Wrote:I would just like to say congratulations on excellent RP ladies and gents. I hope you keep it up !
We're trying our best!

As for some of the negative press from others well, I'm addressing some of that.
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