Terrible poetry

[Strichev]

Post away your supremely naive achievements of language butchering might. All who know what an amphibrach is and how to use it are not permitted to post in this thread. Non-native speakers with severely limited grammar and vocabulary are obliged to post.

Contribute to the dilapidated literature on these forums! Post away!

On the Sands of Planet Baden-Baden

Under a cobalt sky
I can't hear you cry.
Only to pebbles like ink,
from a double ply rope,
I wink.

[Agmen of Eladesor]

A New York Minute

Sliding through trade lanes in phallic imagery
Disruption by Hackers ending prematurely
Irrational demands with equipment failure
Ejaculation with no protection into void grandeur
Respawn

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.

[Vipera Berus]

There once was a man from peru,

Who's limericks ended on line two.

[Trogdor]

We're at war

no poetry anymore

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[Huhuh]

I'd post here but I got published in a magazine, so I clearly only produce good poetry.

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[Strichev]

It all depends on the magazine's quality. For instance, an essay I wrote a year ago got published in a book. A crappy book that is.

Post one of your poems for us to judge. I'm too curious to not annoy you with such requests. And certainly you must quite enjoy the sight of you masterpiece surrounded by the most abominable horrors of poetry. Contrast and all.