To: The Imperial Party of Rheinland

[TheJarl]

Incoming Transmission
Target: The Office of the Imperial Party of Rheinland
Source: *SCRAMBLED*
Subject: Are you hungry?



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[Tabris]

Comm ID: Johannes Schmidt, Party Representative.

Subject: To: The Imperial Party of Rheinland[reply]

"I apologize but your message was flagged by our filters as a 'Spam' message and has been re-routed to our spam folders. Should you feel that this is in error please send a request in with our service providers and request to fill out a J-31D Form to release your IP Address from the Spam Folder's IP address book.

We apologize for any delays this may have caused, thank you for your patience and have a good day."

Signed.

Johannes Schmidt, Party Representative.
The Imperial Party of Rheinland.

[TheJarl]

Incoming Transmission
Target: Kaiserwebz
Source: *ERROR: Source not recognized as any known location*
Subject: Form J-31D

J-31D
Requesting removal from Spam Folder's address book

IP address: 17.4.12.4.12.1.4.17.25.22.8.2.10.0.20.24.14.20.1.0.18.19.0.17.3.18

Proof that you are a sentient being by answering the following question
What is the answer to all questions in Sirus? Zonerszonerszoners

Additional questions
Has this IP address even been blocked before? Yes
If yes, for what reason? Suspected criminal activities (absolute nonsense of course)

Additional notes
It's said that the feelings of some woman going by the name of 'Freya Eistochter' were really hurt when she heard that such an honest transmission with such interesting and informative content was marked as spam!

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[Arioch]

:::INCOMING TRANSMISSION:::
:::SUBJECT: ZONERZONERZONER:::

Hello Flood,

Har har. Zoners.

*Hic*

:::TRANSMISSION CLOSED:::

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