[Event] Zoner Cap Pride Parade

[lIceColon]

This is not sparta,

this. is.

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This is a passive-aggressive demonstration to the server, serving as a high school reunion to every zoner cap, new and old in existence, YARR:

At precisely Saturday March 1st 2014 UTC 20:00, the remnants of the once-proud Zoner militants will gather their mightiest and most muderous CAU8 Nephi8lims and aquilons, every single hundred of them in existence, and in an orderly fashion, parade their mighty asteroidbane fleet around their Zoi scaring the crap out of corsairs and causing sparks in the logic circuits of the AI, because soon, the majority of these grand demonstrations of biodomes are to become glorified and oversized battletransports.

To celebrate their brief existence as battleships since 4.84-4.87 BETA, every ship is encouraged to fraps-record their totally-within-server-rules activities of fun, including but not limited to the carnival game of "shoot the transparent blue thing", Sexy Space Mortarball, and a personal favoriet, the "let's test our inertial dampeners" bellyhump contest, all of these activities of course hosted by a volunteer who will get exploded to shreds at the end of it all in the name of Zoner political conspiraceh and violent borderworld inhabitants.

Every Zoner is invited, every non zoner in O-74 will be shot in allied self defense if they provide enough provocation. Jumpships will be set up to send zoners anywhere in their server rule ZOI they damn well please, and we will show the so-called "community" - you may take our warships, but you will never take our RP FREEEDDDDOMDODMODMODMNDM!!!!!!

Event quota:

Participants-
Nephilim x 70
Aquilon x 50
Other caps x 20
Other Zoner shipline x 20

Volunteers-
Any zoner x 2

Camera ships welcome

Non zoner - bugger off!

[Sheaim]

Congratulations, you broke the forum.

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This is really annoying, I tell you.

[Hawk]

There are better ways to do this. Yes, we will listen.

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