The patrol's finally over. If I've would have to listen to that voice a few minutes more... I don't know what the consequences would be.
"We reached the nav point 3. Continuing to nav 4..."
"Initiating trade lane sequence. Complete."
Argh, I'm hearing all the voices in my head already. Donut always helps, to put off the stress. Ahhh... Much better. Don't know what would do without them.
Anyways, I'm starting this log, because I heard something weird today, while in patrol with the LSF. It is quite rare to fly with them so it was a nice change after a few weeks. Knowing, that you'll make it alive out of fights.
But after hearing something wrong, even the most dangerous Rogues seem to be just a illusion... That LSF guy just started something about some zone, that they've got problems... Not sure if it's 51 or 21... And then the other guy to be quiet about it and that they're not alone. After that, we got separated.
I was just wondering... What were they talking about? Maybe it's a some kind of conspiracy against the Liberty.
Or maybe the Liberty is involved too. There were always some rumors about that Liberty had something hiding somewhere. What could it be? Some weapons factory? Probably.
What if they were talking about the secret donut factory the Navy and LSF built? This is probably it. They know our weakness. And so they manipulate us. All the other officers probably think I'm crazy, but... I'm going to find out what is it, cost it what it wants!
Log end
I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.
I've just been observing those Rogues. Usually I don't listen to them. But today... I just listened to one of them. I heard them yelling that the Liberty is corrupted.
Maybe there is truth in this. Trying to manipulate us using our weakness: the donut. Maybe I should join the Rogues. But no... I will infiltrate the Liberty from inside. Oh man... My sugar... It's dropping... Must reach the... donut... Aahhh... Better now.
Anyways, this is a war that cannot be won without allies. Most of the LPI guys will probably think I'm crazy. I need a good plan...
Log end
I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.
Harry just entered one of the bars on Fort Bush. He knew what he had to do. And so he started: "Guys, I would like a little attention here, please." A rather large and happy looking officer at the bar replied: "Sure, say Harry, watcha have to say, heh..."
"Well I was just observing Liberty and came to conclusion: Liberty is corrupted, it is manipulating us", said Harry, hard about his decision. Another officer replied: "Wha? Have you been drinkin' too much, eh Harry?"
"I'm sure they're manipulating us. What do you think, from where do they got all the donuts to feed us? I'm sure you know about the secret donut factory. Surely, they are using it as our weakness!"
A rather tall and slim officer replied: "What?! This is madness!"
"Madness?
This-is-DONUT!"
In this moment, all the officers (except of the slim one) stud up and started yelling and screaming: "Yeah! You're right, Harry! For the donut!" Harry continued, proudly: "This is the moment where we form a new group, a new cause... This is the day when the... the... Operation-Donut Spy is born!..."
While other officers continue to support Harry, the slim one quietly sneaks away...
I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.
Scene: Harry jumps out of his Liberator and yells at another LPI "rogue": "Just a few more days and we'll have enough support to start a revolt! All will see Liberty corruption... And finally we will gain the control of the secret donut factory!"
"Yes, sir..."
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Manager: "Stop da camera, stop it! We ain't got enough moneh to film dis, guys..."
Actor1: "What?!" But how will I live without a job?!"
Actor2: "We'll get a better paid job, Matthew..."
Producer: "I knew it! There wouldn't be any profit in that movie..."
Cameraman: "Looks like this is it."
Actor1: "It looks like it really is the end... *sigh*"
I wrote a really funny FL story, but it disappeared when the old forum went away. So, no lulz for you today.