To: Rheinland Federal Police Dept.

[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: [✓] Business Purposal/ [ ] Please don't sue us.
Priority: Alabaster

Good day, Mister [Rheinland Police.]

We here at Planetform Incorporated are pleased to present a business opportunity which we feel will greatly benefit one both of our organizations.

Now, as you may know, our state of the art facilities on Planet Harris are tirelessly conducting highly unethical research on a number of Gaian Organisms for potential consumer use as exotic pets and livestock.

Our research has reached a point where the critters have gotten into our terraforming agents, and are breeding out of control and taking over Harris! Please help we feel that we have found several easily domesticable candidate species ready and waiting for a human companion and a loving home.

As it turns out, your representatives at Bonn Station have shown interest and will pay epic moneys in an export route direct from Harris to New Berlin. As we have many, many, MANY, PLEASE TAKE THEM BEFORE THEY OVERRUN HARRIS fine specimens available for export, we wish to work out any licensing fees in advance, so we can move the adorable little nightmares critters through Rheinland space with a minimum of fuss.

We are requesting any forms or legal prose that needs to be filed before proceeding with Gaian Wildlife export from Planet Harris to Bonn Station, and other locations in Rheinland.

Sir Archibald Chaimberlain. Planetform CEO.

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[Mercarryn]

PRIORITY: High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Oberst Thomas Wolthers
SOURCE: Bonn station, New Berlin system
SUBJECT: Business Purposal

Gut day Herr Chamberlain, this is Oberst Wolthers of the Polizei speaking.

First of all, please accept mein apology, somehow your transmission did not reach us earlier for unknown reasons. With Kommissar Heinrichs, who usually takes care of such issues is busy elswhere, I have been tasked to deal with your...request.

And that brings me to the topic. Your message so far was ein bit hard to understand, but from what I can infer, you want to ask for ein license to haul
Gaian lifeforms within Rheinland territory.

Is that correct?

[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: Yes Please
Priority: קְדִימוּת

Yes that is precisely what we want!

We have hundreds of thousands of the adorable critters just waiting for new homes, and they pay top dollar are in quite high demand in Rheinland space.

The Primary Export locations within Rheinland would be Bonn Station, since they pay the most, and Planet Stuttgart, as part of a deal signed with Evil Synth Goods Synth Foods.

I'm certain we can come up with a deal. These Gaian creatures pose no threat whatsoever for environmental contamination and don't even bite! Really!

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PLANETFORM INCORPERATED
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