TO: All Interested Technology Firms

[t0l]

Greetings.

In lieu of a sudden influx of third party crime reports, the LPI board of directors has deemed it necessary to requisition an automated mailing system in order to more efficiently deal with the fining process. As such, I, Chief David Wright, am reaching out to you, interested tech firms, in order to facilitate the said requisitioning.

The system should have manual inputs for the following categories:

Code:

-Name of law breaker
-Who caught the law breaker
-What law was violated
-The fine amount
-Evidence of the crime

And should also include the following somewhere in the automatic message template:

Code:

-72 hour fine period
-Directions to send the fine money to LPI-Rikers

We will begin taking offers in 72 hours for a mailing system with transmission template.

Thank you for your time.

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[Petitioner]

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Good day, Chief Wright. Williams & Williams Technology has been serving the small businesses of Liberty from our scenic location at Houston's most innovative city, Texarkana, for seven years. We feel confident that our programs are up to the high standards that Liberty Police Inc. holds for itself. We're willing to give you a two-week trial of our cutting-edge "Concisioneer" send-and-receive system, and thereafter license it to you for one million credits a month. If you're interested, the details of the Concisioneer system can be sent to you or one of your underlings over more secure channels.

Thank you for your time,

Jerry Williams, Williams & Williams

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