Greetings and salutations Arbiters of the Congress. H.I. McDunnough here, back again with more information about one of yours that went MIA. Does the name Tyber Zann ring any bells? If so would you be willing to pay to know just what happened to this man?? If you are indeed interested in knowing where this man is and want him returned to you then respond to this comms. Once I hear back from you on this channel we can work out the financial details. Till then.. ciao!
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Arbiter Wild Bill
Howdy,
Ain't you that drunkard what jus handed Arbiter Trenton over to 'em Rogues? Yer lucky we ain't hunted you down an shown you Junker justice. You'd best git to it an start talkin fast. Tyber's a name what I seen a few times in our Archives. If'n you know somethin it'd be best fer yer health to be tellin us.
Now now Mr. Bill no reason to get hostile with someone who's just lookin to help ya out. Of course as long as you're still willing pay that is. Still since you brought it up I think you should know. Using that money I got from you this last time I cleaned myself up alot. Rehab was expensive but necessary for me to begin again and start my new business. Perhaps you might've already guessed what that business might be but if not I'll tell you. I will be in the business of gathering information and locating certain individuals that cannot be located or those trying not to be found. Anyway I digress back to the business at hand. As I'm sure you recall I was once a detective for the LPI. During my time with the LPI I came across an interestingFILE. Seems that long ago your man Tyber was detained on a simple smuggling charge. Once in custody though he was charged subsequently with a much more serious charge. Luckily tho the presiding judge overseeing Tyber's appeal ruled that there wasn't enough evidence to convict. So those charges were dropped and he was sentenced to time already served. He was set to be released shortly thereafter. Unfortunately though there was some sort of 'mistake' in regards to his release papers being filed. This supposed mistake not only allowed for another prisoner to be set free but also kept Tyber securely behind bars. Plus because of this it seems that Tyber is still being held under a different name. Which would mean that at this point you all could not even bail him out since their records indicate he's no longer in custody. This little snafu whether planned or indeed accidental would mean Tyber would never see the light of day again. That's the bad news now lets get to the good news and the reason I'm calling. The good news is to clear this up is an easy fix. All that would need to happen is for a simple identity request be made for the name Tyber is being held under. Which of course I know and even though I'm not still with the LPI. I still have contacts inside the LPI. SO if you're willing to wire me 250m credits I'll arrange for the proper paperwork to be filed. In addition I will have him transported to you upon his release. I require half up front and the other half once he is returned to you. What do ya say Mr. Bill that seem fair to you?
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Arbiter Wild Bill
Howdy,
I ain't concerned 'bout you gittin yerself cleaned up. Ain't none of my business what you done with yerself. James was under yer protection an you lost him. I don't reckon we owe you nothin. If'n yer really clear headed, don't you reckon it'd be yer responsibility to fixin this mistake? A way of makin up fer what you did to James. Best you git it in yer head, we ain't keen on trustin you.
That bein said, I don't reckon the LPI paid it's detectives all too well an I'm jus guessin here, but this'll take a few bribes an payoffs to git Tyber out. We'd be willin to pay fer the bribes up front, if'n it's a reasonable sum. I'm thinkin somewheres near 100mil fer the bribes. Shouldn't take more than that. As fer payin you, best you think 'bout what yer owin us.
What I owe you? I owe you??I OWE YOU SQUAT WILLY!! Maybe you should recall how it was ME that helped saved you from wrongful persecution at the hands of Libgov. Had it not been for me La Fortaleza would've suffered the same fate as La Mona!!! Plus calling me a drunk and then saying you don't care that I'm clean and soberish.. well man that's just plain rude!!!! So you think on this Mr.Bill while one of your colleagues sits rotting away in a prison cell. Your 25 million short of the starting price and nothing happens till I get the full amount. Now time is a wasting but I realize Tyber has PLENTY of that to spare. Know what I'm getting at Bill.. Maybe I should slow it down for ya.
If'n ya don't be payin me my moneys. I reckon one day yer gunna regret it an Tyber's gunna stay lock'd up!!
Ya git da jist of wha' Ima say'n?
Comprende senor??
CAPICHE???
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Arbiter Wild Bill
Howdy,
I ain't fergot. I was there with Murphy on the Claymore'O'Gordon. Fer that reason I'm willin to send you the credits what yer askin fer. If'n yer lyin an we don't git Tyber back I'll be huntin you down. Best you now prove you ain't a complete failure an waste of space. Course, you'll be needin to send me yer ship name to send 'em credits to.
Good I am glad to hear you finally came to your senses. As I am sure Tyber will be too considering his unfortunate predicament. So without further a due let's get back to business! At the moment I am unable to afford an actual ship and had to rent a small shuttle. Which means you'll have to wire the funds to my own personal account. Just send the creds directly to the name Harold.Ian.McDunnough in the amount of 125,000,000. Once I receive confirmation of the payment transfer I'll make the arrangements to have him released from lock up. Afterwards I will arrange to have him picked up and moved to the location of your choosing. Time's a wasting and there isn't a moment to lose!! I am standing by to receive your transmission.
Hello again Mr. Bill. As promised I've just received word that your boy is standing by for pick up. I am on my way there now to retrieve him and afterwards will bring him directly to you. Just make sure you brought the rest of the credits you promised. I will be contacting you thru ship comms once I have him to arrange the meeting place to make the exchange. See you soon!
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