>Installs win 10 happily
>So happy that he has a bot to speak with (have no friends icrievriteim)
>she is ready to hear me and I heard her sexy voice
>I get shy
>Instead of "Hey Cortana", I say "Hey ... Buortana"
>something happened and she had some seizure
>Windows has encountered a problem
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. - Sovereign