Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Diplomatic Standard
Priority: Normal
To: Zoners
From: Foreign Secretary Lord George Mountbatten
Good day,
As I'm sure you are aware, the war against Gallia is not going well. As a result, we have a significant number of refugees looking for safe haven well away from the war zone. Because of our past positive relations and the success of the Port Jackson colony on Gran Canaria, we were hoping to repeat that success on Pygar. Due to the hostile space that Pygar is situated in, our supply and refugee convoys will need to run heavily armed, but we assure you that we have no designs on the planet itself beyond one small colony.
What say you? Will you help an old friend in their hour of need?
Lord George Mountbatten Duke of Westminster
Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
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* ID: Cloud von Steiner
* Location: Planet Pygar
* Subject: Response
* Priority : 1
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Message Beginning:
Do you know who I am, junge? Mein son is your parliament, and ze Zoners are to me ze same Bretonia is to mein son. Zis is all only part of a larger Zoner plot. Do not meddle, or I vill have you kidnapped and zen employ you to count my marines. I believe zere are about 1.8 billion of zem, but no one knows for sure, and hence I need zem counted.
Cloud von Steiner - Zoner Consensus - Administrator for Sirius
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