To: Arbiter Rick Tiltman of the Junkers Congress

[Karlotta]

To: Rick Tiltman of the Junkers Congress
Subject: Business Proposal
From: Fat Tony the 3rd
Encryption: Spaghetti

Mah heartfelt salutations to ya, top honorolable Arbiter o' da Cangress.

Ah come wit a bidness proposition: a solid stake in ma used warez shap dat ah was intendin'a build in Noo York, in ekchange fo' a lil... arbitration. Wit da liberty gu'ment.

Ya see, ah posted da attached request ta build a legit bidnessbase ta dem, an' dey refused. Said dey dun trust an independent junker like me ta be fast enough in kickin out pirates.

Pff!

Tony spits on the floor, adding another stain to his t-shirt in the process.

Like dey wadn't pirate deyselfs, wit dey stoopid "fines".

Anyway...

Ah was tinking ya could throw in a word fer ma shap, yaknow... maybe treaten'em wit a civil rights lawsuit, or make'm an offer dey can't refuse.

Ah would naturally givya full docking rights, full view of mah wares, da ability ta blacklist anyone ya dun like, and affiliate mahself wit ya officially too if ya want.

Also tell dose basterds dat nex time instead'a stappin' da economy frem expanding, dey may wanna try ta negotiate a sweeter deal instead. Or sumtin like dat.

Ah hope ya find dis proposal ta be te ya liking, honorolable Arbiter, an' await da answer wit da utmost anticipation.

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