To: Fleet Admiral Edmund Steiner; From: Cpt. E. Hall

[Thunderer]

Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Darjeeling
To: Fleet Admiral Edmund Steiner, BAF
From: Captain Elizabeth Hall, BAF

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Dear Edmund,

Today I found myself unsettled by the repeated misbehaviour in conduct and discipline by one of our captains. It was Pria Y'berg. I had witnessed her outbursts of unprofessionalism before, but I was ranked lower at the time, and decided not to risk exposing myself to her highly unorthodox methods, but to wait instead. The reason I am sending you these logs is not because I found myself threatened, but because I believe the conduct of Captain Y'berg may one day cause an incident at best, and not only that, but you will be able to find that she has slighted you yourself, too, in person! I advise, Sir, that you do not ingest any beverage while reading the following.

Logs

[30.09.2019 12:37:56] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y'berg: Wanna get this settled? Norfolk. Bar. Bring yer fists.

[04.09.2019 19:36:40] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y'berg: Ye. And if ye wanna learn how to be profitable with that freighter, ask.
[04.09.2019 19:37:14] BAF|Cdr.Elizabeth.Hall: Elizabeth: Only honest business here, ma'am.
[04.09.2019 19:37:25] BAF|Cdr.Elizabeth.Hall: Elizabeth: This is Her Majesty's ship, not a personal one.
[04.09.2019 19:37:28] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y'berg: Good one.
[04.09.2019 19:37:40] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y'berg: That means no-one'll scan ya.

[04.09.2019 18:46:15] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: You seem to be aimlessly loitering with your ship, ma'am. Are you concockting a masterplan?
[04.09.2019 18:46:43] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y: A couple dozen, half o' them are legal *chuckles*

[04.09.2019 18:36:15] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y: You're too much by the book. By the procedure.
[04.09.2019 18:36:47] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y: Those dumb guidelines never survive first contact.
[04.09.2019 18:36:52] BAF|HMS-Fascinating: Elizabeth: If you say so, ma'am, but those superior to you would prefer if I was by the book.
[04.09.2019 18:37:32] BAF|HMS-Magnetar: Y: Half o' them would prefer if ye wipe their assess with golden foil

[18.08.2019 20:34:34] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: At the battle, we ain't fightin' for queen n' country.

[18.08.2019 20:39:07] BAF|Cpt.Pria.Y'berg: I eat admiral Steiner for breakfast.

Captain
Bretonian Armed Forces

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[Victor Steiner]

Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Invincible
To: Captain Elizabeth Hall
From: Fleet Admiral E. Steiner

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Lady Hall

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I will deal with it.

Kind Regards,

Sir Edmund Steiner
First Sea Lord
Bretonian Armed Forces

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