Buffalo Post: "The Defanged Wolf"

[The Remnant]

The Hellhound brought down by the Kingsnake?

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Recipient(s): Liberty Underworld
Sender: Buffalo Springfield

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"Good evening, I'm your host, Buffalo Springfield, coming to you live from the Big Leagues! We have breaking news from Galileo! With us live from the neural net is Patty of the Attica Rogues with shocking information about the big man himself!

"Yo, is this thing on!?"

"Patty, that's a gun, turn around."

"Oh! You won't believe it! It's unbelievable!"

"Yes, Patty. You've said that, now tell them what you told us."

"Well I was on my way in from Thunder Bay in my Bactrian, hauling ass to the freeport to dodge the Xenos! And there I saw the Hellhound and Cobra having a friendly little chat! Like they were knew each other from prison or something, well I thought to myself, that's extremely weird. Did I say extremely?"

"Damnit Patty get to the point! We're losing viewers!"

"R-right! Hemlocke was talkin' about shooting Outcasts or something... uh... then they squared each other up! Cobra said something about steaks... not sure what luxury goods has to do with things. Then he said if he wins, we all just walk away! Well I thought to myself "No way! I'm not going anywhere!", and then the big man agreed!?"

"The Hellhound agreed that we'd surrender?"

"I just said that weren't you listening!?"

"Hey, calm down Patty, tell us what happened next."

"Big boss' said if he won, they'd have a chat man to man! He was gonna have a drink! With a Xeno!"

"Dear God."

"Then they fought, it looked toe to toe at first, they fought, and fought... and fought..."

"Yes, and!?"

"Then the big man went boom! Shot down by a tiny little Rebel!"

"You heard it here first folks, the big boss too weak to-"

"...wait, does this mean Cobra's the boss now!?"

"What? No. Patty shut up. Someone cut his feed."

"Wait, THAT'S OUR FE-"

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