Annoying sound isn't it! Glad to get you awake der pilot, but I gots messages to put out der....
Will someone check the back of the bars? Check the backrooms? Brothels? We're missing quite a few amigos! Some must be stuck in somewhere bad, or somewhere really good! I'm yelling out to ya all again, in case I was slurring me speech to much or yer ears weren't on! Is time for the report in! I'll get some of your attentions real quick ere.....
OPG members, come get your bonus checks, comes with a free pint! Hehehe.....aw some might kill me when they all hear there ain't no bonu.......
*** INCOMING TRANSMISSION *** Location: Crete, some bar in the deserts
Sender: KruShak
*hicks*
Yaaar!
*hicks*
Whosh ish dis? Paperwok?! I hatesh paperwok!
Woah dis party is great i tellsh ya.
I remeber to hav a gunbaot [OPG-M]KruShak and a bommer [OPG-M]-KruShaK in da Crete dockinck shingong.
*hicks*
Whoa i need to get sum sleep - dis party ish killing meh. *burb*
*** END OF TRANSMISSION ***
//Sorry i'm pretty occupied with my private stuff.
//Hopefully during the holiday i will have more time.