**No encryption detected**
Open broadcast type confirmed....
Opening Message...
Belkin! Get ze subject back into the holding pen! Wait, did it turn on the com systems? Wait, catch it!!
Crashing noises can be heard, and a lot of things smashing and scurrying Have you got him now Belkin? Good. Now people of Sirius! Rejoice! For I am nearing the completion of the Synth Paste Company's downfall! For the creation is not a chemical, a weapon, nor a tool! FOr it is zis!
Rejoice! For I am in ze middle of trainink zese adorable paste killing machines! It is hoped that with these, they can be a great big fluffy thorn in the side of Synth Paste!! Rejoice! Also, as a side note, ze things are actually some smuggled 'Rabbids' as they're nicknamed, I merely bred some with some enhancements!
Come now Twinkles, say hello to ze listeners!
........ *cough*....... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Isn't he just the cutest? Very stealthy too ja? Beware Synth Paste! Your doom is at hand!
Incoming Transmission
Target ID: Original sender
Communication ID: Austin Goodmen
I have no idea who you are or how you got this channel, or what the hell that thing is...but, could you next time not send whatever the bloody hell you're rambling on about this way? In the middle of a bloody war you know!
Sighs lightly
That..looks like a bloody rabbit. Did you happen to smuggle that thing off Gaia?
It was just a normal day working for Interspace Commerce. Purchase improvements to the Ryuujin's onboard garden and teahouse with company money. Fill up the remaining cargo pods with synth paste from California Minor. Claim that the lane hackers stole the cash, and pocket the rest.
Sonya looked out at the nav chart. She was almost near Roppongi now. Wait, what was that "Gaaahhhhhh!" sound coming from the rear of the cabin? Sonya grabbed a blaster rifle and went in to investigate.
Out of nowhere a fuzzy, long-eared, red-eyed monster jumped out of a corner, proceeds to run on top of Sonya, and heads towards the cargo control console on the bridge.
*BANG!* The gunshot echoed across the ship cabin. The rabbit-like monster stumbled around for a good minute, choking and gasping. Another gunshot and a final 'gahhhhh...' sealed the gaian monster's fate.
But the damage has already been done. Due to the rabbit pushing random buttons on the console, all the cargo pods have detached themselves from the Ryuujin transport. No big deal, thought Sonya. I'll just re-attach them and...wait, is that a Farmer Alliance patrol?
The last cargo pod exploded in a ball of fire as the angry farmers ignited the highly flammable synth paste variety. The synth paste that was going to make Sonya rich is now all gone, and now she has to pay to replace the cargo pods.
The loud scream from inside the Ryuujin's cabin was audible outside of the ship. The LWB's plot was sucessful.