I was born on planet Denver growing up in a tough neighborhood. My brother Billy Scagnetti got shot when I was 17. Some local gun-dealing pimp thought took him out. I was changed from that moment. Revenged my brother with a chain-saw few days later. I killed that bastard. Joined Liberty Police pretty soon out of pure boredom.
I've been a liberty cop for 20 years, and seen all kinds of ****. Drug-smugglers, slavers, pirates, murderers, rapists, gang-bangers, shoe-hangers.... I've seen it all. My career had few dirty-spots but that's just 'cause I was doing things my own way. As a result of that, I've caught thousands of scumbags, killed many more. Wasn't doing **** by the books the most of times but at least I was efficient; dozens of decorations but dozens of suspensions as well. Worked in all kinds of departments; narcotics, homicides, special victim's unit... You name it.
Few years ago I wrote a book "Scagnetti on Scagnetti." It was my auto-biography and it soon became a bestseller all across Sirius, translated even in Gallic language. I've earned millions and millions, became very rich, not to mention that fame followed me my each step. Guys in the police department started giving me ****. Envious bastards. Soon I was set up by my own partner who mysteriously disappeared soon after that fiasco. Investigation followed and I was forced to step down. I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't.
Since then I've been living a quiet life. Boring life. Money don't mean **** when a man has nothing interesting left to do. Soon I divorced my wife, that bitch, whom I found cheating on me with some local butcher. Bastard. Bitch. She wasn't cheating on me all those years while I was in Force but she started now. I went in his butcher shop and I kicked the living **** out of him. I did the same to her.
Now I just need somethin' to do. To tell you the truth, absolute truth, I'm eager to just kill some worthless ****s who just dwell around this ****ty galaxy... You follow me?
Whatever happens to me, I just hope that no one gets in my way. Things could get messy. Whoever get in the way of Jack Scagnetti--
--will end up buried on some... You know what I mean.