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--Transmission source: New Berlin--
Greeitings Polizei, mein Herr,
Well, It seems you misudertand me. We can provide regular side-arms and other accesoiries what polizei would need.
Not only heavy waeponry for tanks, but mainly light arms, pistols, and lesser guns. I think there is a law for all polizeis to wear a gun all the time, and we are able to provide you better pistoleros.
Our Krueger-Luger v36 is a perfect item for your job. It is small compact, precise and terribly strong if we count that it is only a light machinepistol. The fire rate is 21shot/s, it has regular 36 round clips or extended 66. It is 6 (!!!) times more effective than your regular side-arm in the term of stability and piercing power.
We can also offer a high-voltage eletric baton, with all of our pistols, so with it you can have to brilliant weapon in the same pack. The A-Z 1750 baton is one of the most powerfol non-deadly anti-personnal melee weapons on the market. It can ..turn off a target for 24 hours.
I simply cannot beleive that the polizei is not need new sidearms. We discussed many of your pilots and ground officers and ALL of them told us that they would need new weapons. We designed our newest Rhei models about the desires of the military and polizei officers, to make superior weapons for superior soliders.
We offering you a reguler police pack with a K-L v36 light machine pistol, an A-Z 1750 electric stun baton, and three bottles of RH99 (red-hot 99) pepper spray what is wery useful aganist multiple targets, and can be used well in a bar or on the streets, if the machine pistol could harm other targets than the current thug.
You told us that our prices are too high. Well I can proudly inform you that we lowered our prices for the Polizei with 30 percent. You can have a pack of arms for 300 standard credits/polizei officer, and we can grant you any desired amount of them.
If you need advantage agansit law-breakers, you will need better guns than those old and almost rusty models what the previous kanzellarie left behind. The current wepons of the polizei are more than 30 yar old designs. They are simply outdated.
I hope you realize the advantage what we offer you thistime. We wont disturb the polizei with a new offer if you refues it again.
Good luck and take care. We only wanted you to have better arms to do so.
PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner TO:Any factions intererested in dealings SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin SUBJECT:Possible future deals
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--Transmission source: New Berlin--
Greeitings Polizei, mein Herr,
Well, It seems you misudertand me. We can provide regular side-arms and other accesoiries what polizei would need.
Not only heavy waeponry for tanks, but mainly light arms, pistols, and lesser guns. I think there is a law for all polizeis to wear a gun all the time, and we are able to provide you better pistoleros.
Our Krueger-Luger v36 is a perfect item for your job. It is small compact, precise and terribly strong if we count that it is only a light machinepistol. The fire rate is 21shot/s, it has regular 36 round clips or extended 66. It is 6 (!!!) times more effective than your regular side-arm in the term of stability and piercing power.
We can also offer a high-voltage eletric baton, with all of our pistols, so with it you can have to brilliant weapon in the same pack. The A-Z 1750 baton is one of the most powerfol non-deadly anti-personnal melee weapons on the market. It can ..turn off a target for 24 hours.
I simply cannot beleive that the polizei is not need new sidearms. We discussed many of your pilots and ground officers and ALL of them told us that they would need new weapons. We designed our newest Rhei models about the desires of the military and polizei officers, to make superior weapons for superior soliders.
We offering you a reguler police pack with a K-L v36 light machine pistol, an A-Z 1750 electric stun baton, and three bottles of RH99 (red-hot 99) pepper spray what is wery useful aganist multiple targets, and can be used well in a bar or on the streets, if the machine pistol could harm other targets than the current thug.
You told us that our prices are too high. Well I can proudly inform you that we lowered our prices for the Polizei with 30 percent. You can have a pack of arms for 300 standard credits/polizei officer, and we can grant you any desired amount of them.
If you need advantage agansit law-breakers, you will need better guns than those old and almost rusty models what the previous kanzellarie left behind. The current wepons of the polizei are more than 30 yar old designs. They are simply outdated.
I hope you realize the advantage what we offer you thistime. We wont disturb the polizei with a new offer if you refues it again.
Good luck and take care. We only wanted you to have better arms to do so.
yours:
Dr.Gerhard Hannoer
weapon sales of K depot --Transmission Terminated--
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I know that you meant side-arms mein freund, but I did not know the extent of our weapon problem until taking a visit to one of the armouries. The guns I found were old. They were rusty. And although that some may say that old guns are better because you know they work, I'm surprised that these haven't fallen apart yet. *Chuckling is heard*
A survey of our ground forces also showed that they found our current weapons ineffective against the latest technology they find on the streets. Infact, I found several suggestions similar to "Perhaps we should enter the 9th Century, ja?" in the suggestion box. Those, and several hundred slips asking for more toilet paper. *Laughter is heard in the background*
So, I believe that I shall take the suggestion and enter the 9th Century. So, some new weapons for our soldiers would do some good, ja? I can make an order in private, mein freund.
Danke.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Charles Hargrave, Head of Public Relations, PanGalactic Travel Company
LOCATION: PGL Majestic, Cortez System
TARGET ID: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
Salutations.
Just a friendly greeting from the PanGalactic Travel Company, affiliates of Orbital Spa and Cruise Lines. We hope that the amiable relations between our two organisations will continue and provide a fruitful relationship for years to come.
As a gesture of our goodwill, please accept a complimentary weekend for two on Planet Baden-Baden, flying first class there and back via PanGalactic. We hope this will help strengthen the relationship between our company and the lawful organisations of the Federal Republic of Rheinland.
Yours sincerely,
[font=Brush Script MT]Charles Hargrave
Head of Public Relations
PanGalactic Travel Company
PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin SUBJECT:PanGal
' Wrote:INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Charles Hargrave, Head of Public Relations, PanGalactic Travel Company
LOCATION: PGL Majestic, Cortez System
TARGET ID: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
Salutations.
Just a friendly greeting from the PanGalactic Travel Company, affiliates of Orbital Spa and Cruise Lines. We hope that the amiable relations between our two organisations will continue and provide a fruitful relationship for years to come.
As a gesture of our goodwill, please accept a complimentary weekend for two on Planet Baden-Baden, flying first class there and back via PanGalactic. We hope this will help strengthen the relationship between our company and the lawful organisations of the Federal Republic of Rheinland.
Yours sincerely,
Charles Hargrave
Head of Public Relations
PanGalactic Travel Company
END TRANSMISSION
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Herr Hangrave, I thank you for the gift. This will definately be a lucky break for a fortunate pilot. *Chuckles are heard*
I definately hope that relations between the Polizei and PanGal can flourish over the coming months.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.