To: That Joker Guy

[schlurbi]

When's been the last Time I told ya to stay outta Libahty? I dun' know'n I dun' care. 'cause I'm still tellin' ya to stay out of it. Wanna now why? *coughs* Simply, 'cause ya're blowin' up the Tradahs we wanted ta mug'n rob. Ya're draggin' the Cops onto ya'self 'cause ya're'n loud'n 'nnoyin' lil' Boogah. Thinkin' ya coulda roam freely throu' our Tu'f eh?

That's ovah now. 'gain...'cause I'm a filthy lil' Rogue I'm gonna make ya a lil' nice Offah. How 'bout ya pay me a bit, not much'n ya're free to blow up those Transpo'ts we're waitin' fo'. Let's say ya pay me 200 Million Credits'n ya can stay in our Tu'f fo' a Month...that'd be thi'ty Days of blowin'n bu'nin' down the Crap ya see. If ya dun' wanna pay me *coughs* Then I'll simply tell ya'n the othah lil' Clowns to piss off, got it? If ya dun' list'n to us then we'll sta't huntin' ya down like lil' Junkahs who d'cided to backstab us.

I hope ya do pay me, I'm wantin' the Cash'n ya're wantin' the Fire. I'm outta here, leave ya Message here....oh'n remembah, dun' use a Video Transmiss'n, or I'd thro' up lookin' inta ya Face.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[The Joker]

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Oh, how lovely. More supporters. [color=#33CC00]I'm. So. Delighted.

First of all, I don't quite remember you. If you'd have displayed your funny name, maybe I would remember. Now it's so clear that you'd rather go in war against me than against Liberty authorities. I consider it quite sad and funny at the same time.

It's also funny that I actually offered cooperation to you and those guys of yours from the "kindness" of my heart. Now it's very, very obvious that you're a dog on someone's leash, sent to make a laughable demand knowing that I'll refuse. Tell me... Who's your master? Hahaha, ha-ha, haha. Who sent you here to beg, ha? Haha, haha-ha, haha. I'm sure you won't tell me.

You're about to stage a huge comedy show for me to watch. You probably don't understand where I'm getting at. I made you fall on your knees and beg for money and it seems that now I'm gonna make you fight against me side by side with your real enemies. So lame. You disgust me. I'd never ally with my enemies. That's just too pathetic but I'm sure it fits your profile just fine.

Wanna hear something more disappointing for you, Danny the Ace? On more than several occasions your NORMAL LR guys, official member to be more precise, helped me against Liberty authorities and I helped them. I'm thankful for their objectivity. I wonder... I wonder now... How many Liberty Rogues members actually share your opinion? Or did your master already tamed them like they tamed you. I hope not. Several of them I find as quite interesting.

And thus we're getting to your... What was it? Demand? You want money from me, want paper from me? Visit the nearest toilette then.

Never, ever beg for anything you worthless fool. Remember. That.

For those who might intercept this message... You want, let's call it, a proof that Danny's demand is a poorly planned act of hostility? Here it is and it's quite simple: if this here Danny the Beggar really expected me to pay, how come he didn't give me his account number? How come he's making his demand prior to my "Siege"? Coincidence?

Haha, ha-ha, hahaha-ha.

[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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[schlurbi]

Uh, seems like I fo'got to change that lil' Linah on the Transmiss'n Thingy'n it shoulda be wo'kin' propahly now.

So ya're thinkin' in needa be send to ya? *Coughs* I'd laugh now, if it wouldn't be hu'tin' me. I'm here on mah own Decis'n, not 'ny othah Pe'sons Opnin'n, not 'ven mah Boss Sylpheed. Tho' I think he's sharin' the same Idea's I do. Blowin' up our Prey on our Tu'f, askin' who I'm havin' behind my Ass? 'ny othah Rogue flyin' undah Sylpheed's Flag'n def'ntly mo' Rogues who're jus' flyin' 'round randomly. Oh'n I'll have Hackahs behind me, 'ven Outcasts'n Pirates I dun' 'ven know *coughs* 'bout.

Oh dear, thinkion' I'm beggin' fo' the Money? Naaah, I've been tryin' to safe me some *coughs* Time'n Wo'k so that I wouldn't be pressin' some Butt'ns'n talkin' to a few Rogues sendin' some Bloodhounds aftah ya. Su'ly Rogues flyin' in Mules woulda be able to take on ya lil' Clown.

Still askin' ya tiny Brain who I am? *coughs* I'm the Guy who sent ya outta Libahty b'fore, I'm the same Guy why ya Deals with the Outcasts sudd'nly died. Now get outta our Tu'f, o' have fun dyin'.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[The Joker]

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

My, my, my...[color=#33CC00] It seems I made a mistake here. You got me now, oh yes. So many strong arguments you provided there. I'm gonna change my opinion right now, that's for sure, hahaha.

What I simply can't understand is why did you embarrass yourself this much? All you had to do is to declare your hostility towards me and my Thuggie-band. Why all the fuss? Haha, haha.

Wait till I put you in my Purple Book here... Yes. Hm. Now you're 145th organization which is hostile to us, haha, ha-ha. I'll send you the request form to fill out later, ok?

See ya tomorrow probably, when you'll be fighting on the side of Liberty Navy, haha-ha, ha-ha.

Edit: You changed your appearance since your last communique, that's what confused me. You use to look like Terence Hill, hahah, haha.

[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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[schlurbi]

Act'lly I offah'd ya to wo'k togethah with us, jus' fo' a lil' Payment, since ya blow up those we wanna mug'n rob. But then *coughs* we'll jus' be ya 145th hostile Group. I swear mah Boys're gonna have Fun. Ya shoulda hea'd 'em. The most of 'em 'ven dropped their Whores to o'dah more Booze.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"