==== Incoming Transmission =====
==== Comm ID: Jimmy Banjo ====
==== Subject: Yah Sure! ====
Image of a fat boy appears on screen, his back is to camera and he is biting a huge sandwich eagerly, After a few seconds he turns around to grab the bottle of soda from his desk, and suddenly realizes that the camera is On, He stares at the camera with half open mouth without knowing what to do, then suddenly jumps up and starts screaming with full mouth,"Oh Gawsh Its Transmitting!"then swallows and leans toward the door and yells,"Damn you Mom! Cant you see I have work to do? Why do you bring me sandwiches when I'm working?"then sits back on the chair, turns to the Camera and yells,"You made me spill my coke all over the place!"and continues after a short pause,"So what did I want to say?"Then struggles to get up a bit so he can scratch his behind, and then says,"Aha! Hello there!"then says with a stupid grin on his face,"Seems we are starting to get famous! I love it!"Then looks at the plate next to him and grabs a sandwich with hesitation, and says with full mouth after a big bite,"You know, Mommy makes some nice Sandwiches! And a BAF told me even Queen of Bretonia cant make sandwiches as good as my Mom!"He then Grins wide and a piece of bread drops out of his mouth,"Oops!"he says and chews and swallows the rest before continuing,"But problem is ... Mommy's Sandwiches Smell ......"And suddenly starts laughing and points at the camera"But I bet even my Mommy's Sandwiches Smell better than You!"He starts laughing hard again, and says after a few seconds,"But Thanks for helping us get famous! I Always wanted to be a Celebrity!"And giggles like a little girl and continues,"Can I have a separate Bounty on myself Please?"Then stops and tries to give his 'Most Charming' Smile ever ... which never works (!) and says again,"Plea~se?"Then grins and says,"So Joe wont be the one having all the fun, and I'll get to blast some stupid Hunters as well! If you dont do that, I'll hunt you down and blast you over and over until you change your mind! o'kkay?"And then tries to get up but suddenly slips on the wet floor and lands on his behind, He mutters something in pain and bashes his palm on the Keyboard to cut the transmission.
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==== Comm Link Terminated ====
Incoming Transmission: Unsecured Frequency Transmission Source: Dublin System
This is Capt. Garrick of the trade ship LucrativeTransport.Inc.. A little while back we had come across the man who the bounty is on. I can honestly say we've had the fortune to not cross paths with him and his family again. But we have heard of the comms of him and his family today cutting a swath through Bering, Texas and New York.
I will honestly say these are some skilled pilots in that family. We've changed our bounty to just 2 large payouts of 30 mil credits each. Nothing for any other of his family members, but believe me they'll be there too. We've also added the catch of being in an equal class ship. I dont want to see some gunboat come and obliterate him. Me and my crew feel that his bomber was a worthy risk, he's not in a gunboat and we respect that. We also dont' know if he's changed ships since we last met.. so if that's the case then equal class of ship.. fighters and bombers are good vs his known bomber.
If your skilled enough to defeat him alone.. that's tough but throw in his family. Only the best will claim this bounty especially if they're protecting him in combat. Two large payouts only then we're done with it.
This is the crew of the LucrativeTransport.Inc. signing out. Good luck to those who attempt, rest in peace to those who have tried to this point.
*laughs* Tell ya' what lad, you just grew in my eyes. Tellin' people not to come after us in battleships? I respect that boy. Just keep in mind that doesn't change the fact that I will kill you when I see you, alright maybe I wont torture your family, but I will do it to you. Oh and to the rest of ya' hunters out there, if ya' wanna die like so many others who tried to claim this bounty, be my guests.
Just keep in mind that if ya' wanna get to mah bro, you gotta go through me first...
Incoming Transmission: Unsecured Frequency Transmission Source: Source Jammed
Capt. Garrick here broadcasting to the banjo's. I know you'll intercept this message soon enough. Just wanted to make one thing clear between us. This started as a personal vendetta or revenge as others would say.
Yesterday we were in Texas while your family was in Bering. Yes you guys did pass through Texas, but only after we had moved on. Then you boys moved into New York bringing much chaos with you.
We monitored the comm traffic and picked up all the kills you boys were racking up. I believe a Julia Wolfe fell to you boys. We're not positive but we think she's a high up Liberty official, which makes since with all the new LPI and LN scrap floating in space now.
Now we have a more or less, deeper respect for you boys. You didn't just kill us for personal reason's, you guys tend to kill a lot of people, often.
So now after noticing your over all skill, we changed it up a bit. We too are tired of this bounty. It keeps bad blood between our groups, not that there will ever be a neutrality between us. But now we look at you boys as champion gladiators. We want to honour you by only sending the supposed best against you. Even though we are beginning to see maybe you are the best.
It's not so much as wanting your head anymore, but we want you to have the best challenge out of this. We have seen plenty of under qualified fail, we want an equal champion so to say, to go against you.
If nobody can claim the bounty still, we will eventually drop it as I have stated before, we too grow weary of this.
We've followed the carnage your family brings. Very rarely we see one of you fall, but every where you've been, nobody has claimed the bounty. We obviously can tell you enjoy the thrill of the kill, so think of it as we're helping you out in acheiving that.
There's an ancient phrase that would go good here what was it... Ahh yes, for those about to die, we salute you.
This is Capt. Garrick of the LucrativeTransport.Inc. signing off.
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--- Source: The Omega's ---
Buckaroo Banzai here.
While I was in Dublin I had Joe's Sister 'Brittiny Banjo on scanners'. Unfortunately she was interceped by a outcast named Zeicon. I know he destroyed her ship. It was short and sweet. I doubt there was a bounty on her at all. I will keep my eyes open for these boys tho.
My Question "Are you extending the bounty to all Joe's relatives?"
Buckaroo Banzai "out"
Death Before Dishonour! Honour above all!
This masterpiece was made by Calego. (Iron Legion)
Incoming Transmission: Unsecured Frequency Transmission Source: Source Jammed
The bounty is just for Joe.Banjo, we only encountered him and honestly, he's the only one we havn't seen defeated. He's also usually backed up with his family, so you can't necessarily count on a 1 on 1 encounter. Then again we only encountered him, but his brother Will was just on the other side of the jump gate.
It's $30,000,000 for a confirmed kill of Joe.Banjo payable only 2 times. Currently we don't intend to extend the bounty longer than that.
Capt. Garrick signing off.
==== Incoming Transmission =====
==== Comm ID: Jimmy Banjo ====
==== Subject: SISTER?!!! ====
Jimmy's face appears on the screen, he points at the screen and suddenly bursts into laughter,"Sister!"He shouts and laughs harder,"I'm gonna keep this one short, cause Mommy will bring my sandwiches in a minute, so I'll have to go, but,"He chuckles and says,"Brittany so-called Banjo, is not our sister. She is ... erm ... "Our Slave for particular purposes" as Will calls her in public!"He grins and says"We don't need to keep ourselves happy cause she is around, ya know!"He chuckles again and scratches his head,"Well, Mommy doesn't like her and asks us to ditch her all the time, and Brittany is not that good really, but that girl feels better than our Dog that I used to ..."He suddenly starts coughing and says,"Nevermind ... And About Joe,"He clears his throat and says,"Well, Seems he Pirated one of Daddy's Friends and Daddy got Really Really Mad at him, and said he cant fly his ship for one Month. Well, unless the Hunters want to break into our home, they wont catch Joe in Space, And even if they try to break into our home, Mommy's gonna teach them a lesson with the Pump-Action she has under her dress all the time ... Just wanted to let you know!"Voice of a woman is heard in the background shouting 'Jimmy, Food is Ready!' so Jimmy Grins wide, waves and says,"Gotta Go! Byeee!"and runs to the door, suddenly remembers the message is still transmitting, so runs back to the computer, and bashes his hand on keyboard to cut the transmission.
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==== Comm Link Terminated ====
This is Capt. Garrick,
With the new information about the target Joe.Banjo and his current situation.. The bounty shall be removed.. Thanks for those who were interested in this.
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