To the Joker

[tansytansey]

Com ID: Eva Jones

Hey Joksie. Remember me?

I'm the Girl who just beat the crap out of you and your thugs.

But I have to admit, I almost broke a sweat when you almost dropped the Heart of Gold's shield.

No wonder they call you the Joker

'Cause your flying skills are a Joke!

Aha.

Oh my sides hurt.

Give it up Joker, fly back to whatever hole you crawled out. Better class of criminal? Don't make me laugh. You're a pathetic low life suffering from an inferiority complex. You're nothing but a joke, you've brought nothing into this world, and when I put a bullet between your eyes, I'll make sure you take nothing out.

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Whoops.

Eva, out.

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[5:50:49 PM] JakeSG (William Darkmoor) says: I like you, Ashes. You're more cynical than God.

[Zig]

Incoming Transmission: Robert Klein, mercenary

Re-transmitted here, as I continue to feel that my previous message perfectly encapsulates my opinions regarding the matter at hand.

What should I spend your bounty on, I wonder, Herr "Joker" - and what shall I do with those of all your pathetic thugs? Questions, questions...

Bis spaeter, Eva, and the same to you, Eva - Robert, out.

Transmission Ended

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Luls:

Role-play is not the be all and end all.

[The Joker]

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[font=Trebuchet Ms]You're one ugly little talkie dwarf-transvestite, aren't ya? Gotta hand it to you, [color=#33CC00]at least this time you sent the message using proper channels. Your intelligence increased significantly in just several minutes. I'm impressed.

Ok, I'll call you Eva. Sorry, that was a little bit out of line. Last time I saw you Eva, before this surprise-attack-without-a-word of yours in New York where I fought LR-Heart.of.Gold one on one, you were begging me to get payed after that fight against Navy. So it's not polite to talk like that to a guy who payed your bills the last month, hahaha. Damn, this was a good one, hahaha.

As for this transmission of yours also being addressed to RHA and Mollys? Erm... Why is it addressed to them? I don't get it and I'm sure they won't understand neither.

Anyway... yes, you did beat the crap out of me Eva, by using your fancy destroyer and receiving nanos after you lost your own. Nevertheless, it was fun. I do hope you'll come to visit me more often. I really do. Not that that will increase your reputation from anonymous to anything more significant but you can always hope, haha. Don't mind me, this is just one celebrity guy speaking.

Either way this is just a beginning. You just did me a favor. Now I have something to do.

P.S. You'll receive your next paycheque on 15th of next month Eva and not earlier. Please, don't call and don't threaten my secretary because she's just doing her job and has nothing to do with it.
P.P.S. Who the hell is this Robert fella? Another fame-seeker?

[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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[Bazza]

[font=Century Gothic]Your precious Tridente was blown to bits by a collection of girls. One of whom is heavily pregnant, and three more teenagers besides her. Hell, one of them is ten years old.

[font=Fixedsys]C[color=#FFFF33]ongratulations.

[font=Century Gothic]I warned you you had no idea who you were dealing with.

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[The Joker]

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[font=Trebuchet Ms]Thanks for the colorful congratulations. I appreciate it.



Question: [color=#33CC00]are you the Joker, Hessian or Molly?

That was rhetorical question. Anyway... bunch of teenage girls and a pregnant woman you say? Hm. Interesting. I've never been shot by a woman before, nor by a bunch of dwarf-women for that matter.

Ah well... I hope that the pregnant woman and her pregnancy will experience a certain complications in the following months.

Hahahaha.

[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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[tansytansey]

No, she's only Eva McDowell. And I'm Eva Jones, and you seem to be confused as to which is which. She's the one that kicked your ass with the Scylla. And I'm the one that transfered her the nanobots, it's called tactical advantage. And guess what, we won!

Aha, yeah.

And the Carbon Copy to the Hessians and Mollies? I thought they might find this as hilarious as I do. Hilarious to remove your docking rights from their bases, like I'm in the process of doing. See? I can be funny too. Haha.

Or did you forget that they were our friends?

Eva, out.

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[5:50:49 PM] JakeSG (William Darkmoor) says: I like you, Ashes. You're more cynical than God.

[Captain]

Comm ID: Liam mac'Ceallach ( Molly republic Councillor )
Location: Ara.
Encryption: High

well there lass,

you're knocking on the wrong doorstep for the Molly republic.
the Joker and his lads are still welcome as due to our agreement.

thats said, get the heck of his ass, or we need to give you tissue's
to whipe some brown stuff of y'r face

Signed,

Liam mac'Ceallach.

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[tansytansey]

Are you Colin Breen?

No?

I'll file your opinion in my trash can then.

Thank you and Goodnight.

Eva, out.

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[5:50:49 PM] JakeSG (William Darkmoor) says: I like you, Ashes. You're more cynical than God.