Recorded in: Manhattan
Saved to: private recording unit
Subject: Inheritance?!
Today the Liberty Office for Inheritance called,
stating that I am mentioned as the inheritor of:
a "Starflea spaceship with equipment";
The testament I was mentioned in belonged to a certain *Enrico Alcaz Bouquet*,
who was supposed to be a 5th grade uncle of mine.
Color me surprised, I had never heard of such a man.
Relucant I asked if there might be a mix-up, if there might be another Bouquet with this name.
They stated that, no, there isn't the slightest possibility of a misshap.
Even though my family stated that they wheren't aware of any family member that was named *Enrico*,
I was officially accounted as inheritor of the Starflea.
Stranger might be the conditions that came with the ship:
*The inheritor will pledge to use this ship as he sees fit,
under the conditions that he must sell it within the year he gained possesion of it.
He must sell the ship only in order to gain the nessecary ressources to buy another ship.
Furthermore:
He must not join any military organisation whil still in possesion of this ship.
He may explore all worlds that he deems fit using this ship.
The ship is to be taken away from him if he doesn't comply with these rules.*
So basically I am told to do as I like as long as I upgrade to a better ship within a year,
as long as I don't join the Military- wich I didn't plan on doing anyway.
Well, thank you Uncle Enrico, whoever you may be.
