To the People of Liberty!

[Dejavu]

To the people of Liberty!
Today I give you the chance to listen to the Hellfire Legion's finest musicians! We have:

[color=#CC66CC]Pope-ess [color=#CC33CC]Rocketfist on Guitar!

Spleen [color=#FF6666]Captain Peaches on Drums!

Darth[color=#33CC00] Hobo on Keyboard!

Aaaaand [color=#009900]Some Random Guy on the Kazoo!

Main Singer Coming Soon!

[color=#FF0000]Backing Singers Coming Soon!

[color=#CC33CC]Together we are...

[color=#993399]Poppin' [color=#CC33CC]Entertainment Allowance Cadet Heed


We play a variety of [color=#FF9966]HEAVY UBERAWSOMESAUCE EARTH SHATTERING EARDRUM POPPIN' METAL!

We can attend:[color=#33CCFF] Kids Birthday Parties, Old Peoples Birthday Parties, Funerals, Weddings, Divorce Celebrations, Hen Nights, Stag Nights and many more gigs!



For a limited time only!



All Kids Birthday Parties booked before December the 1st will have [color=#3366FF]Gerald The Clown for FREE!



Book now for a very reasonable 30.000.000 Million Credits and miss disappointment today!

[color=#9999FF]Please send all credits to [color=#FF9966][HF]-Peaches to avoid missing out on this offer!

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[AceJoker]

TRANSMISSION ESTABLISHED
ID: SUPPRESSED
ATTENTION: VISUAL LINK UNAVAILABLE
AUDIO ONLY



"30 million credits for listening to musicians? Errr... no thanks..."

TRANSMISSION TERMINATED

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How to speak like a Rheinland native

[TehNoizeBox]

-- Incoming Transmission --

CommID: Baron von Derp
Target: Zhe idiot in zhe clown costume
Source: [Static]
Subject: Hilarity iz ensuing, mein herr

> Initiating Transmission Feed <

[You hear sounds of laughter from multiple people, one of them starts choking on synth weed smoke]

Herr, you're making uz here laugh very hard. Hats off to you, mein herr!

-- Transmission Terminated --

[TheJarl]

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Incoming transmission
[color=#FFCC66]Comm. ID: Darth Hobo
Video link: Established:



Greetings,

First of all the unknown message... I find your lack of faith... disturbing...

And Von Derp...
I have no idea what to say...truly...

Transmission closing

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[TheJarl]

//edit: Double post

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[rewritable]

== Incoming Transmission ==
From: OSC luxury liner Crying Lightning
ID: captain John Frial
Format: Text

I find your offer intriguing.

We might be interested in hiring you to perform live on one of our scenery cruises around planets of Pennsylvania. Finding musicians is difficult, especially with the public I have to deal with.

I only hope you do prove to be professional enough. I still remember the time when a conservatory dropout performing aboard my ship was nearly thrown out the airlock by a few middle-aged ladies who thought their good taste violated by his performance.

If you are interested in attending said event (exact date, time and demographics of public to be announced a week prior) for the standard fee of 30 (thirty) million credits, please send a demo track of your performance, as well as any other information you deem important, by this channel.

Signed,
Captain John Frial

== End of transmission ==

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