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[kun]

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ID: Mordren
S°LVL: Prior


Greetings my friends,

i am sure you already heard what happened but please allow me to enjoy the whole moment...
Malicious Joy or there is a word from the german language called "schadenfreude"...i am sure you heard of it and i am just full of it.
So today i met two of you in omciron 74...just passed by, a little greet and thats it, everthing was fine.
What i didnt know was that these two..mmh..how should i call you..monks, believers, enclave people maybe?...however the two headed for omega 49 as i noticed later.
And my long range scanner told me that one of them suffered a catastrophic decompression in omega 49...i really had to laugh when i saw this information...for i had an idea what might have happened.
As i spoke to our ground personnel on canaria...they are still trying to find some very important piece of our jinkusu...they confirmed the crash of a ship not far from their camp...in fact it hit Bob, one of our engineers. So Bob died while he was looking for some pieces of a crashed vessel as another ship hit him from above. Ironic, isnt it? But Bob had no familiy and we just discovered that he was planning to betray the ORI and believed in a god called "Eris". So...you hit the right guy dun worry. All who followed the path to enlightenment of course survived.


Your pilot seems to be ok as well...i talked to him over private comms after the crash and he told me that it was due to an ion storm the ship crashed.
I think it was the very same ion storm that causes our mothership to hit the planet. So maybe you should not blame us for all the deads but try to get some sort of ion storm warning system installed on that docking ring!
But be careful...the transporter delievering the pieces of the warning system might delievering much more pieces to the people on the planets surface if there is another storm...

If you should decide all that does not make sense anymore and you prefer to blast away the whole Planet...simply give us a call and we will be on our way with the necessary equipment.

Hallowed are the ORI!


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[Guest]

Ah. I'll forgive you for thinking that I am a man. That ion storm quite possibly distrupted the transmission. I am glad that no one important to your cause was hurt. Though I am perplexed by the thought of any sizable debris from a fighter making its way through the atmosphere.

Could you please explain how this managed to happen? It does seem quite suspicious that days after your mistake, that caused the death of many people, a large enough chunk of metal was able to survive the entry into the atmosphere, then hit a precise spot that ends up killing a particular person and just so happens to follow a religion that is not yours.

In kind, gracious and somewhat suspicious, regards.

Isabel Frost.

[kun]

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ID: Mordren
S°LVL: Prior


Greets Isabel,

Its ok if i call you like that? good.
Due to the ion storm your voice really sounded a bit deeper than it is and so i mistook you for a man. But glad to see you are not and sorry about the mistake.

You were right all that was a bit much of a coincidence and so we ran a few investigations.
The result is that Bob wasnt hit by a piece of your Fighter but by a shovel.
As we now know the following situation happened:
Bob and Jimmy were looking for our super secret device which was onboard our Jinkusu and most likely "survived" the accident as suddenly an explosion in the sky attracted their attention. Completely overwhelmed by the show of fire up there Bob feared the Apocalypse and said something about "Eris may protect us"...
Jimmy, a true follower of the path reacted immediately and did the only right thing. Due to the limited equipment for assassinations our researchers have with 'em, he had to took the shouvel.

So you crashed into canaria without killing anyone...congratulations.
But dont you think that changes anything. If you would not have brought a safety pod but a ship as we did...the result would have been the same.
So from one maniac to another...let me give you an advice: You stay out of our affairs and we all can be friends.

By the way we will have a big opening festival on our new Mothership next week...you all are invited, would be a pleasure to see ya there and maybe we can settle a few diplomatic issues as well.

Hallowed are the ORI!

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