Really funny story about difference between Liberty and Rheinlad cops

[narchlojentak]

*Message broadcasted to Rheinland and later to Liberty*

Encryption: none, public broadcasting
Location: Scrambled (sender moving), probably New Berlin (than New York system)
Source: White.Horse.Force_1
Subject: Really funny story about difference between Liberty and Rheinlad cops

Oi fellas or anybody! I´m Smudge from board of White Horse Force One, some of ya sure know me. I just wanna told really funny story if ya wanna to listen...hahahahaha...I´m still laughing it. It´s about difference between cops in Liberty and Rheinland. Ya know, I´m selling some...nice stuff...who cares about laws. By the way, I will get some nice gallic sniff called NOX, if anybody wanna some, just call me...

But back to my funny story. Due to my business, I´m hunted by cops sometimes. In Liberty, they were never able to catch me or even get close to me. These donut eaters, haha, have bad piloting skills so they everytime only saw back of my ship. And they give up the pursuit so early. But I needed new customers so I flew to Rheinland. Ya know, in Liberty you hear all the time that it´s police state and dictatorship, where people have no rights...but I though "Hey, Smudge, people wanna some fun times everywhere".

So I flew through some battle between that bloodthirsty Navy and Military in Texas and finally get to Hamburg system. And there was a first cop, detectiv rank - they said "detektiv". He started to chase me but I flee of course. I waited and later get to New Berlin system. Nothing nice here to see, but I started selling. After not so long, another cop appeared! Ya know in what? In a gunboat! Did you ever see that, police in gunboats? Anyway, I flee again of course.

I made detour to avoid him and was cruising to trade lane and than bam! My navcom went out for a few seconds. And when I turned it on, there was again that first detectiv cruising to me! The pursuit started. He was very good, I can´t shake him of my tail despite I had faster ship, he maneuver so good. Then he started to disrupt me. And then, bam!, the police gunobat appeared again to cross me. To make it short - they finally got me. In the end there was that detektiv, police gunboat, police bomber and also navy fighter. Chasing one innocent smug...trader. Ya see, they were right, Rheinland is totally police state.

They confiscated my nice cargo and then ordered me to fly to their prison, called Vierlande, at Hamburg system. Which is by the way again their own law, I had to get fine only. Anyway, gunboat flew away and that three were escorting me to jump gate. Now prepare, funny part is coming...hahahahahahahaha *laughing some time*...sorry, I´m still dying about that. Well, the Military soldier jumped first. It seems like standard procedure - ya know, one is guarding exit of gate, one is guarding you. But then, that detectiv jumped and I stayed there with another cop, some kind of coast guard, called Bundesgrenzschutz. And I saw he started jumping procedure, but still watching me. So I only start impulse engine and went to the gate LIKE I´m preparing to jump too. I was waitin´ and thinkin´ "c´mon Smudge, they can´t be so stupid to forgot you there". Guess what? Hahahaha...they were! He jumped and left me there. I was so surprised that took me three seconds before I started to believe it, turned on cruising engine and flew as fast as I can out of here. They were of course back in few minutes, they called on me in system channel "show yourself, smuggler"..hahaha. But I was not able to speak because I was laughing nearly to dead.

So ya see, that is difference between Liberty and Rheinland cops. Rheinlanders have really powered equipment and better piloting skills, but they are totally stupid it seems. At least same as Liberty ones...hahahaha... *laughing for some time until broadcast is over*

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