To: Natalie Cahoone

[Charos]

'Ello there!

I finally managed to get your contact via Lane Hacker technology, that stuff is pro. Anyway, we had a meeting in space earlier and you mentioned something about paying you to forget that I was even there.

[31.03.2012 18:59:51] You have sent 30.000.000 credits to [LN]-Natalie.Cahoone

Here you go, buy something with those. Oh right, here's a nice show from Liberty's Entertainent network, enjoy.

Fly alongside officers like Lieutenant Natalie Cahoone

Lieutenant Cahoone is one of the Navy's finest ace pilots. Who wouldn't want to have this excellent example of an officer on their wing? She's got the skills to match her looks. Natalie can often be seen patrolling New York space.
Keeping Liberty safe, in style.

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MMMMMMMM . . .

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Remember our fallen, we are the Legion.

[Icterine]

Here we have the apprentice of 'Sissy' Locklear following his steps. Now make sure you spend another thirty millions to get a dark room at Freeport 2 or Ames station and show her your Polyphemus instead of funding our Inquisitor fleet.

I'm almost deeply disappointed in you, Brass.

PS: MMMMMM....

[Cond0r]

[font=Palatino Linotype]Brass, what the [color=#F3E88E][censored] do you think you're doing you little piece of [color=#F3E88E][censored], hanging out with the enemy. WHAT? YOU WANNA SEND SOMEONE CASH? SEND CASH TO ME YOU [censored] DEGENERATE LITTLE [censored]!

Yeah, sure, the [censored] looks [censored], but so what? IF SHE WORKS FOR THE NAVY THAT DOESNT MEAN SHES A [censored] [censored], DOES IT? The [censored] is probably gonna spend that money to buy razor blades and cut your throat when you're not looking.

Ackland, for once I agree with you you [censored] piece of [censored]. LISTEN BRO, WE'LL [censored] THEM UP TOGETHER! YOU AND ME BRO!

P.S. Cahoone, wanna [censored]?


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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo

[ChillerMiller]

>>>Incoming Transmission

>>>Comm ID: Lieutenant Commander Natalie Cahoone

Well, you guys are stupid. Seriously.

But, since I got the money, I'll just pretend I didn't see that moron Brass lurking around in his flying fridge, randomly shooting at cops.

Yep, it didn't happen.

Oh and, Anderson, go [censored] yourself!

PS: You too, Ackland.

>>>End of Transmission

[Icterine]

Okay sis, let's talk on you sending ten million credits back to our accounts, or better said, wire the cash to [HF]-Jordan.Ackland or I'll tell Hale about his callgirl accepting bribes from the baddies so she ignores them.

You wouldn't want him deeply disappointed in you, right?

[Inconspicuous Alt.]

I thought Natalie was a lady's name... Oh the misconceptions one picks up from the buggy IFF

[ChillerMiller]

>>>Incoming Transmission

>>>Comm ID: Lieutenant Commander Natalie Cahoone

I'd rather rip your head off instead of sending you money, Ackland.

And I honestly doubt Hale would listen to some random Hellfire Legion monkey, but sure, go ahead and try. I won't stop you.

But be careful, don't run into nukes...

>>>End of Transmission

[Icterine]

What nukes, sorry I'm not listening.