"Good peoples of the Taus, recently it has come to my attention directly that some of our new 'neighbours' are not appreciative of the 'protection' we provide and that they would prefer Gallia's so-called 'King' over our loving family.
One such Gallic Junker dared to claim the region of Tau-23 for the so-called 'King Charles' after refusing to pay a modest toll for safe passage. This naturally displeased me and he was 'educated' on the error of his ways."
"As you can see here this little parasite openly mocked my person by claiming such a ridiculous notion of Gallia owning the Taus and Sirius. Let me re-assure you that this insult will not stand and the villain of this heinous crime has been punished as you can see in the following image."
"I believe the image speaks the rest of the story, another fool who dares to take what is rightfully belongs to the Nation of Malta and her ever-generous guiding hands. Remember, the Family watches you with caring eyes but will not hesitate to punish the unruly children when they act out.