*Static followed by the noise the microphone being positioned*
Hey! Day three! Say "Hello" everyone!
*The sudden booming noise of an entire room shouting "Hello!" all at once. As Frank speaks you can hear laughter, bar music and people talking*
I'll do more later on in the day as right now I'm in some lovely bar in the Dublin system. Today has been a very interesting day, until then; Drinks are on me!
*The crowd once again erupts into loud cheering. The audio crackles slightly before suddenly coming to life as you hear the hum of a ships engine in the background*
Alright, phew. I'm back in my new fancy ship and I'm here to talk about all the interesting stuff that's happened today, luck you. I'll start with the most important thing. I was doing my normal run around the NY and Texas systems when some random guy contacts me and offers copper ore for me to buy. I agree and meet up with him. Within around three hours I made around sixty one million credits. I'm in heaven. I'm currently saving up for a Bison Heavy Transport. I can't fraking wait! Anyway, yeah. I dropped by the miner in the Humboldt system and picked up a cargo hold full of copper and paid him five million. I traveled to planet Denver in the Colorado system and sold the entire load for twenty six million credits. The money was crazy. However with that much money comes trouble. Within two runs a large group of outcasts showed up and started taxing us to enter Humboldt. I tried informing the LNS and LN about them but I got no response, fucking assholes. They all seemed too stupid to tie their own shoelaces let alone lead a posse of pirates. Turns out there was this guy in a gunboat that was leading the whole group. Which made sense since he was the smartest one there. Anyway today has been a good day but there is one thing that has pissed me off so much today and that's those fucking Church of Juib assholes. Most of my business is done in the New York system so I had to put up with those religious idiots spouting total nonsense into the comms for around six hours. I'm tempted to post a bounty on their collective heads, whatever. I'm going to go slip into a lovely drunken slumber and wake up tomorrow with a banging headache. Until then, ciao!
*The audio suddenly cuts out before emitting a short beep*
