(06-25-2013, 05:29 PM)Doc Holliday Wrote: I do have a small side mission there. I have a friend who is disabled and loves the Cowboys. I intend to bring him something back as he's been a fan his whole life.
Take him Jerry Jones. Or Tony Romo. That MIGHT make the Cowboys a real football team - it certainly couldn't hurt.
Although it's probably cheer him up a lot more if you took him Romo's wife ...
It'd cheer me up...
Oh, and one other minor comment - Cowboys suck!
He could take the giant eye-sore they call a Stadium with him. I'm sick of going to Walmart and having that thing assault my eyes.
It doesn't matter when the cowboys suck. What makes them suck more than a 2$ whore on dollar night on a regular basis is Jerry Jones. Smack that cluelesscontrol freak bastard back into the soundproof owners box where he belongs & you'll find his BS little football team would suck much less
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Jerry Jones is to the Cowboys what Al Davis was to the Raiders. Anyway.....
I'm doing this for a friend who can't do it for himself. Who cares if the Girls suck or not.
As for me, getting ready to face the heat of Dallas next weekend.
I'm sure you already know this, but just for the record, it's gonna get up to 103 today & the odds are it'll be about that hot for the rest of the summer. After a few weeks you will get acclimatized, & it won't feel so bad, but in the meantime it's gonna kinda suck. After the hundred mark is hit, it really doesn't matter if it's 101 or 112, it's all just plain damn hot.
This is only meant as a half-joke, but you could always prepare yourself this week by sitting in the middle of a bunch of hibachis all churning out big waves of charcoal heat while simultaneously breathing the steam directly out of a humidifier.