Planetform Incorporated PFI) Job Interviews

[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: Re: [✓] Employee Orientation/ [ ] Ultimatum
Priority: Priority?
[✓] Planetform can do nothing but profit benefit from your financial connections aura of wealth and taste. Welcome onboard!/ [ ] "Stable?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

PLANETFORM INCORPERATED
"Playing god so you don't have to!"

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All that begins must end.

[Thlimm]

NAME: James McFarnay
RESIDENCE: Planet Manhattan
DESIRED POSITION: Trader / transport
JOB EXPERIENCE: Independent trading
NOTES: I was born on Planet Pittsburg, but I've been travelling ever since I was a wee baby. My parents are professional musicians and they've always tried to take me with them as much as they possibly could. I'm currently staying on Manhattan, but through the years of travelling I've always felt attracted to Bretonian culture. Now that I've finally saved up enough money to buy myself a Large Transport, I'd like to fly for Planetform Corp. and earn my own living. And what better way to do that than by improving habitable qualities of yet unchartered planets?!

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PLANETFORM INCORPORATED
"Playing god so you don't have to!"

[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: Re: [✓] Employee Orientation/ [ ] Ultimatum
Priority: Priority?
[✓] Planetform is always on the lookout for talented men and women of culture to improve our multi-ethno-centric-political-correct-public-relations-agenda because that's what the PR staff says we have to do to avoid discrimination suits. Welcome aboard! / [ ] Earn your own living he says, yeah right!

PLANETFORM INCORPERATED
"Playing god so you don't have to!"

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All that begins must end.

[Price_]

NAME: Vincent Morrow
RESIDENCE: Planet New london
DESIRED POSITION: Shipping and Public Relations
JOB EXPERIENCE: Former CEO of a Synth foods subsidiary
NOTES: I grew up on Planet Cambridge, decided to buy a transport when I was 19, flew as an independent until I saved up enough money to start a subsidiary of Synth Foods. Ran it successfully until I got caught up in the New London system by a group of Gaians screaming something about trees and synth paste being made from people. They shot me down and I spent the next year and a half in a medically induced coma on Planet New London. Figured the best way to get back at the Gaians is to work for Planetform, so here I am!

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[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: Re: [✓] Employee Orientation/ [ ] Ultimatum
Priority: słuchać

[✓] By and large, that is the best damned recruitment application we've seen so far this year! Welcome aboard! / [ ] Is Synth Foods made of People, or are you made of Synth Paste?

PLANETFORM INCORPERATED
"Playing god so you don't have to!"