Dude, get on Skype sometime or I'm going to fly to Texas and force you to watch me perform the entire twilight trilogy using only interpretive dance....while wearing Speedos. U might know them as manpanties...I totally rock oit in manpanties, like a boss...or a pro...or a manwhore. All valid descriptions.
: / ...Ok. Skype it is, then. I'm sure your interpretation of the twilight trilogy would be a sublime allegory of the bourgeois proletariat within our suburban societal dysfunction, but I really don't want to bear witness to your manpantasies...It's not that don't appreciate art, I do. I'm a Performance Fartist myself.
...Like this one time, at band camp, in a piece I called "Calimasturbation" I assumed the role of Yank Moody & gave dramatic readings to the scripts of season 3 of Californication in its entirety, using only sign language & for obvious reasons, limiting the actual signing to only one of my hands.
Tell you what: if you promise never to utter the word "fabulous" again within my flood plane, I'll specifically make the type of skypechat you're searching for since no one so far has the ghrambah to fess up to having or knowing of one
(& just for the record, in Star Trak: TNG, Grahmbah is the Nassican word for "Balls" so I guess I'm gonna have to step up & git'erdone while the rest of ya are rumaginging through yer purses for an answer)
Hey, Boots: Gimme a day or two & I'll make a safe place to do yer drugs,,,fair 'nuff?
...but like I said, if I read the word "fabulous" from you again, the deal's off...however...if you were to take it upon yourself to spam that word in other threads outside of flood, that would be beyond my prerequisite & technically not a dealbreaker.