(almost )Free games

[dierton]

Make me laugh, a real laugh, not just air shooting out of my nose, and win a free game

Games available:
Deadlight
Terraria
CK2 (+ unit packs)
Daikatana
Batman: Arkham Origins
Magika
Dunno why im doing this, i hate you all. not even kidding
Have fun

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[Pinko]

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[dierton]

I swear to christ I'm going to end you, Pinko



I saw that Pinko, you rude little boy

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[nOmnomnOm]

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[Pinko]

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[nOmnomnOm]

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[dierton]

Booty had me like

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[SMGSterlin]

Language warning for those concerned on the link below. Don't click it if you don't want to hear hilarious comedy mixed with cussing.







Fifty-Thousand Zoner Marines..... OF NEUTRALITY.

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[nOmnomnOm]

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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”

Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God said, “An arm and a leg…”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”

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