Hey Bowex), its BRUNO and no you wont escape me

[Black Widow]

*Bruno arrives on a white horse, such a gleaming knight ready to slay the 'badgerarons'*

Hey you von stukas, its me Bruno!!!

Just letting you know, that daddy is back in town after a long holiday on Baden Baden. Recently I noticed this stream of badger traffic hauling high-value items through the vaterland. Without anyone saying anything!?!?! Hmmmphhhh



Well I guess its time to spice things up.... I mean since being booted from the .inc I have really lost my way in life til I decided to go solo.

So yeh expect me on every convoy *smiles and kisses* xxxx

[jammi]

Incoming Transmission from Planet New London, New London
07/04/822 A.S.

To: "Bruno".
Priority: So low I'm surprised the message made it this far.
Topic: What.

Message Contents:

Evening Bruno.

You know, I think I remember you. Yes, indeed. Mr Gehard, correct? Flounced out of ExSec after a tantrum, and since kicked out of Gateway too?

Can't say I'm terribly surprised. Gateway has always had a most unfortunate and unhygienic habit of picking over our refuse and excretions, so the fact even they didn't want you says something pitiful.

That said, if you feel you're going to disrupt Bowex convoys on the way to Rheinland - or anywhere for that matter - each and every one of us has a very good reply for you. 12 replies, in fact. Do please bring it on.

In service to the Crown

Andrew Peterson MBE
Trade Department Manager
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

[TheProphet]

Incoming Transmission from Planet New London, New London
07/04/822 A.S.

To: Bruno
Priority: What message?
Topic: RE: Hey Bowex), its BRUNO and no you wont escape me

Message Contents:

Hello there, sah. I think you've got the wrong address, Peterson usually orders fo- Oh wait. Are you? My word!

I'm not even going to attempt to fathom how you managed to survive anything really. Gateway are unhygienic, unpatriotic and on the lower level of evolution than the Mollys and they didn't want you there. I mean even Peterson reached high ranks here and we kicked you out before you scurried away to our rivals and they did it as well.

I'd say how threats won't stand but it'd be too much effort, maybe a passing starving Corsair takes pity on you and eats you.

Carina, Regina, Imperatrix

Aaron Clarke
Exploration and Security Manager
Borderworld Exports

Transmission End

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[Black Widow]

ID: Bruno Gehard
Location: Freeport 1
RE: Poor buggers

Ohh Ohh cry me a rivers darlings, like you can do anything to moi?

Anyway I just wanted to share with you my latest experiences since moving back to Planet Very New London.

I mean well I was out in my front garden you know, mowing the lawn and 'watching' the fire man put out some flames on a burning car next door.

When I noticed the local council were re-painting the lines on my road and look what poor little bugger who got caught in the 'cross-paint':