[A longer pause, until the one being recorded realizes he can speak to the camera.]
Someone pointed me out that I should contact you in order to get some answers. I do not know who you are, but if "one of these" said it - he or she must trust you.
If you wish, contact me. I will be waiting for a message sent through Baffin Relay.
Looks like we both know what -we- are, do we not? I don't know who I am or from where I have my origin. I already came across Daniel, which forwarded me to you. I need to seek origins of my life and I need to do it fast, because I just recently brought down the mere chains of slavery from one bloke that kept me as a mascot - and I seek revenge. Daniel told me something about AB Family, or whatever it was called. I need answers to that, but given he, Daniel, is worried about the family - he pointed you.
I have no idea how many of us are out there, but given how -I- was... designed, it looks like puny scientists had fun with all of us, hadn't they? Well. For this alone, I must say I hate Rheinlanders... But, it were Rheinlanders speaking, not Libertonians as in that AB project, from what I recall. And all that can calm me down (not to mention I would surely die without it) is Cardamine, which drives me away from utter madness and insanity.