To: Bretonian PoB Owners

[Enkidu]

Incoming Transmission

To: The Bretonian Armed Forces, The Corsairs.
From: Armin Jansen.
Subject: A union!

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Odious. This impostor will not stand!

It appears your tax-for tea racket contains the flagrant, unfragrant stench of militant socialism about itself, as it is clearly informed by the acts of the Rotte Hessian Armee. It appears that the Red Peril has far exceeded our most apocalyptic of projections, and the Bretonian Armed Forces are presently experiencing their time of utmost need.

Bretonia will not stand alone!

As one of the last bastions of Sirian monarchy, Bretonia’s fall into the claws of the socialists cannot be condoned. As we speak, we are hereby marshalling the entirety of the Koeln cell through the Omega blockade, blasting into subatomic particulates every rotten Rotte scoundrel retrograde to our trajectory. The Bretonian Reich will not fall to the claws of revolutionary Socialism - not whilst there breathe good Unioners to defend her.


Henceforth, Die Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alster’s hoheitlich Kaiserflotte (DRDAHK, for short), will remain entirely at the disposal of the glorious imperial forces of Kaiserin Carinea of the illustrious royal house of Bretonia. We hereby implore our Corsair allies to band together with Bretonia in its hour of need, to put aside past distinctions and emancipate Sirius, once and for all, from the excrescence of Rheinland Socialism and modular base extortion. Only together can we save the workplaces of the little man from destruction, whilst uniting Sirius, together, under a glorious, aristocratic Union - just as God and Martin Luther intended.

Only through the combined forces of bier and tea based beverages, can Sirius be cleansed anew.

We formally declare the Union to be entirely vassalised by the royal forces of the Bretonian crown, and urge the Corsairs to do the same, in the grander name of killing some bloody Hessians.

Cordially,
Armin Jansen,
Location undisclosed.

Transmission Ended

[Kauket]

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»INCOMING TRANSMISSION«

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» COMM-ID: Keeper Raven
» ENCRYPTION: Secure
» LOCATION: ???
» SUBJECT:-

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»STARTING MESSAGE«

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I now declare this Kingdom as birb

Surrender your seed

[[ENDING TRANSMISSION]]

[Bretonia April Board]

Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Pieplant
To: Armin Jansen
From: Admiral Sir Georg Röhrich Hell

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Admin Jansen,

I am afraid you will horribly regret this decision. Commander Nikolle Brennmann of the HMS Enterpreis to take care of you. The order was given right now.

Sir Georg R. Hell
Badmiral
Bretonian Charmed Divorces

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Open for Replies

[Enkidu]

Incoming Transmission

To: The Bretonian Armed Forces, The Corsairs.
From: Armin Jansen.
Subject: A union!

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Admiral Sir Georg Röhrich Hell has been sanctioned for: Powergaming.

Cordially,
Admin Jansen,
Location undisclosed.

Transmission Ended

[Thunderer]

Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Rosie Lee
To: Armin Jansen, Unioners
From: Admiral Sir George Richard Hall, BAF

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Warden Jansen,

You may count on aerial support should you too be lead into a situation desperate enough to require marrying a daughter of Walder Frey's.

Sir George R. Hall
Admiral
Bretonian Armed Forces

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Open for Replies

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