In the name of the Golden Chrysanthemums, otanjōbiomedetōgozaimasu, Michal. May you have been able to enjoy a calmer than usual day. We heard that you love cakes and good drinks. Several bottles of our finest beverages as well as a birthday cake should arrive in not too far future at your office on Fort Carthage. Enjoy your birthday, Michal!
Signed:
Lady Red, Empress of Kusari.
The Empress' advisors.
[A few hundred more sisters signed the document, a few even with kisses]