INCOMING TRANSMISSION
SOURCE: If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times.
SUBJECT: Yeah! Clickety click click! Right on the money!
Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a while - but it is finally that time of the year! Today is the day!
As You might have already guessed, i've got some more weird scrap in my very limited cargo bay - and You have... that very special something? Yes, the very special something You are going to offer in exchange for the stuff.
Lose no more time and enlighten us all on what would that very special something of Yours be! Coins? Service? Goods? Kisses? Something else? Everyone is curious about it! Optionally, enlighten us on who You are and why would You need the scrap, too. If anything, that will at least keep everyone here entertained.