To: The Unioners

[Junker Congress]

*Scrappy picks up a piece of paper and begins to read*
"Dear You-nyeners"

*he pauses lowering the paper*

You-nyeners? They must be dem shipyard workin' folk

*he lifts the paper again*

So, like, Rick and Gil told me to contact you on their behalf. Here is what they said:

"We at the Congress would like to get 4,300 cases of Rheinbeer, we are hose-ting an eve-vant soon and need it for the cate-tering.

Pee Ess: Don't worry you are invited."

Sin-seerly,
Are-biter Tilt-man and De-pew-ty Are-biter Kapp

*he puts the paper down*

Kapp? Shoot I'm wearing one of those!

Ok, well uh byeeeee now.

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---------------Welcome, Arbeiter ---------------

Terms of use

This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

G.Riehl

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Incoming Transmission

Wedel Unioners Albedo Wings

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To: Junkers.
From: Arbeiter Gunda Riehl, Vierlande Prison
Subject: Bier.

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“Sure, I'll get a guy on it."

"I hear Libertonians like it chilled."

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The birdclock croaked when it saw the sun, tethered to a spring.
G.Riehl.
Esprit wings.

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