Synth Foods feeds the sector, but the people feed Synth Foods. Our employees are some of the finest men and women around, and without them, we would simply not exist. Here, you can find some of the truly special individuals that you might meet in your business interactions and daily meetings with our company. We believe that they represent the finest our company has to offer, and we hope that you agree.
Meet Aubrey McKnight, one of our Expedited Delivery Couriers! Known as "Hotshots," the EDC fleet puts things where they need to be, and fast. Be it medical supplies, materiel and personnel for disaster relief, or just a late-night pizza, our Hotshots make sure it's there with time to spare.
Below are just a few of the accolades mister McKnight has managed to rack up during his employment:
Fastest round-trip, Munich to Omicron Kappa
Highest customer satisfaction rating within the division from 825 A.S.-present
Employee of the Month, January, 826 A.S, May, 826 A.S.
0 recorded instances of complying to extortion by a pirate
0 recorded instances of vessel destruction by a pirate
The list goes on and on. It's employees like mister McKnight that make Synth Foods the trusted, household name it is today. We hope you'll join us in saying thanks to Aubrey and all those in the logistics and security fleets, and wishing them safe journeys in the future. And remember:
"If it's early, it's on time, and if it's on time, it's late!"