Message type: Audio Signal Loss: High Encryption Type: Symmetric Key Sender ID: The_Namazu Recipient ID: HNZ.CEO
Subject: Parthnership.
*The message starts with a static. As it fades away, the speaker can be heard laughing hysterically*
Well, well, well Geor... MISTER BLACK! In all honesty I did not expect such a big catch in that pond. I intended to rely my message to you, or to the likes of you, trough one of your goons. Not that I'm complaining, of course. Quite contrary: that means we can ignore the cringeworthy introduction and get straight to business.
Pardon me for a second.
*You hear multiple lighter flicks in the background*
So... Like I've said, from time to time in my line of business I stumble upon extraordinarily cheap batch of goods. Many, many different goods. Goods like ores, consumables, fuel even. Name a cargo and I've probably hugged it from dark, cold depths of space already. Believe me.
I'm looking for a buyer. Someone wise enough not to ask unnecessary questions, and smart enough to realize there's serious dough to be made here.
You say you would be interested in procuring them? Let's hear it.