TO: Sirius Pizza Service | FROM: OS&C

[Jonathan Seabourne]

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ID: Jonathan Seabourne

Location: OS&C|Breezewood, Planet Baden Baden, Stuttgart

To: Sirius Pizza Service

Subject: Pizza Curacao

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Greetings friends,

While perusing your extensive menu, I was delighted to see a "Pizza Curacao," no doubt named for the flagship pleasure world of the luxury fleet.
While the "exotic" toppings are certainly a good fit for our sandy beaches and crystal clear oceans, I was confused by your descriptive message of "you monster."

While Curacao is a celestial body and therefore exempt from OS&C's extensive trademarks and copyrights as a factual title (trust me, we've tried to argue otherwise), I wanted to reach out and see if we couldn't modify that language as an agreement between fellow business owners to stop sullying the good name of a wonderful planet. Perhaps some franchise locations among our more... economical tourist zones might be in order? We are not asking you to remove the item, just to either rename it with a title not so closely associate with Orbital's brand or to modify the monster line to better reflect the link between the pleasure planet of Curacao and the culinary delight that is its namesake pizza.

And while I admit that ham and pineapple is an... acquired taste, I must say that I frequently enjoy pepperoni and pineapple. The savory-sweet-spicy combination is truly delectable if you've never tried it yourself.

Regards,
Jonathan Seabourne
Captain, OS&C|Breezewood
Director, White Star Lines Division
Chairman of the Board of Directors, Orbital Spa and Cruise

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☆ From: Sirius Pizza Service, Department for Advertisement

☆ To: OS&C|Breezewood

☆ Subject: Huh.

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Dear Captain Seabourne,

I am mildly impressed by the effect of replying to the broadcast of an obvious fake. It appears to have been a great choice to advertise our Delivery Service.
Now, while I can understand your confusion, the description bases on the.. special reputation this Pizza enjoys.

There is no intention from our side to insult OS&C or harm your reputation, so we would like to avoid making a fuss out of this. A rename will happen under the sole condition that we are going to use your combination of pineapple and pepperoni as the new Pizza Curacao. We constantly look to expand our menu and it appears our investors would happily add such a combination to the ever growing list of premium class Pizzas!

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Kindly,
Sirius Pizza Service

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